Regala Electra AKA Obraham Linbama's IDK BFF

The Return of Coach Roth: The Winchester Strikes Back
A Glee/Supernatural Cracktacular Crossover Sequel Bait
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Kurt/Blaine, Ben/Other)
Rating: R
Spoilers: AU after SPN S3 The Kids are Alright, Glee S2 Blame It on the Alcohol
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Word Count: 2,390
Summary: The moments leading up to Dean's glorious return as Coach Roth in the Lima high school known as McKinley High. If one of these moments involves accidental crossdressing, Dean will deny it to his dying breath.
Author's Notes: Originally written on my tumblr due to halona influencing me with glorious pictures of Jensen Ackles in his Coach Roth outfit.

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( His sneakers hit the floorboards with the usual squeak against the worn varnish. His aviators are tucked in the front of his shirt. )

My Mister Darcy
Author: The Artist Formerly Known as Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural, Scrubs (LOLZ)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: SPN S4: Jump the Shark, Scrubs S8
Word Count: 650 (I fail at drabbles)
Summary: That one where J.D. and Sam make out in the rain. And Dean's eyelashes? Maybe it's Maybelline.
Author's Notes: For bethynyc who requested Sam/Other (I get to pick the fandom) and the prompt a kiss in the rain. Naturally Scrubs and Supernatural goes together like butter and turkey on white bread.


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( The patient Sam Winchester is no longer in his bed. )

pineapple upside down cake
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3, set after Bad Day at Black Rock
Word Count: 2,990
Summary: When Sam sees, out of the corner of his eye, Dean taking another gigantic bite of his double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and special sauce, he tries not to shudder. Instead, he decides to plan. Wherein there is plenty of cake, questionably girly drinks, presents from a Pie Maker and lots of sexing.
Author’s Notes: There is a slight crossover with Pushing Daisies at the end of this story but you don’t need to know anything about the show nor does it spoil any episodes of the ongoing series.
Feedback is appreciated.


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( Forgive Sam for noticing it, but the taste of Dean is different now. )

Title: Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show)
Authors: regala_electra & ignited
Movie Adapted: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Genre: SPN, slash, het
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,000
Warnings: Explicit sexual situations and language. Corsets, makeup, thigh-highs, garter belts, impossibly high heels. Oh, and singing.
Summary: A Supernatural remake/remix of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. “This is a record of how these boys were laid astray. How they’re still screwing to this day.”
Notes/Credits: Spoilers for general S2, set post AHBL Part 2. Written for the reel_spn ficathon.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; fair use only. Not created for profit. 95% of the lyrics taken from RHPS, modified when necessary by the whim of the authors.


( “This is a record of the Winchesters, Sam and Dean, only two Winchesters left on this mortal coil, damn fine hunters, and how a simple case went south, nothing more than that.” )

Catch a Falling Star
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural/Stardust
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess
Word Count: 1,620
Spoilers: AU for SPN, Spoilers for Stardust (movie version).
Summary: Undergarments are not worn by stars, Sam discovers. There are other things that Sam Winchester learns when stuck up on a cloud with Dean, but that's probably the least racy fact he can share with the general public.
Author’s Notes: Sequel to The Prettiest Star by ignited. Much thanks to Stef for the beta. I am to blame for the random The Princess Bride shoutout.


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( Clouds, Sam decides, are quite unpleasant. )

won't get fooled again
Fandom: SPN
Author: Regala Electra
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Dean/Other
Warnings: Language, Disturbing Imagery
Spoilers: S2, everything up to “Born Under a Bad Sign”
Summary: Dean Winchester starring in his very own Won’t Get Fooled Again, Farscape-style.
Word Count: over 1,100
Author's Notes: OH MY GOD. This is CRACK. Farscape-inspired Crack with a dash of crossover. Most dialogue is taken from Farscape's Season Two episode Won't Get Fooled Again or manipulated to better emotionally scar freak out Dean. This is what happens when I continue my "Dean Winchester is SO John Crichton" rambles. Be glad that only one Winchester shows up in the naughty nurse uniform.


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( I don't fuckin' boogie, man. )

Five Times Faith Should’ve Hitchhiked Instead (And One Time It's Better That She Didn't)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural & BtVS/AtS
Pairing: Faith/Dean
Rating: PG-13

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( If she has to listen to Sam and Dean bitch about Dean's taste in music one more time )

Fic: Sasparilla Boots (Other Myths About One Night Stands That Aren't True)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: BtVS & SPN
Pairing: Dean/Faith
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: BtVS & AtS: Post Series Finales; Supernatural: Pre-Series
Summary: This girl, she's a classic all right.
Author's Notes: Crossover fic. Crack!fic with tons o’ smut. All good things when you’ve lost your mind. Length is in the friendly neighborhood of 4500 words. This is part one in the Other Myths That Aren’t True Series. Thanks to bethynyc for the beta, femmenerd and luckycookie, for valuable concrit.
Feedback welcome, as always, whether it be, good, bad or cantaloupe. Mmm, cantaloupe.

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( Dean's smirking like he's just gotten fucked six ways from Sunday. )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/circe_tigana/247866.html

Last time I checked the count was 605. *Mind boggles*

Three more:

Follow the Money

A whore is spared - she spent the coin on jewelry.

The shopkeeper spent it for a carved washing stand with a shining basin.

That shopkeeper paid off a tavern debt.

The tavern owner took pity on a widow and her brood and she told him she'd pray for him. He'd never realize his salvation.

She bought bread and other foodstuffs and still she lost three young ones when disease wrecked the island.

The merchant kept it. He loved gold and if his health hadn't ended his days at sea, he'd have died a pirate.

Instead a pirate ends his life over an obsession for treasure.

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The O.C./PotC Crossover, Or, Seth Meets a Pirate

"I'll be takin' that coin, mate."

Seth stares at the scowling pirate, in confusion. "Is it Halloween already? And why are you staring at my Pirates of the Caribbean one-of-a-kind replica cursed coin?"

Menacingly waving his sword, the pirate snarls, "That'd be mine, mate."

"Mate? Dude, who says 'mate' anymore? Fine, whatever," he tosses the coin away, waving his hand in a dismissal. "I'll thank you not to break anything on your way out."

Managing to look angry and puzzled, the pirate leaves, and just when Seth gets back to his comic book, Ryan enters his room.

"Um, Seth? Was that just a pirate?"

"A cursed pirate," he admonishes, nodding his head wisely.

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Anatomy of a Corset

Her bodice is tight. Her breasts ride high and proud, powdered death-white like her face and neck.

The corset is a delight for men to see, an illusion. They grab and maul; she only smiles.

They look at the tight pressed line between her breasts and wonder what secrets lay there.

Lies do.

Her clever, lithe fingers empty their pockets and when she drops fine chains and jewels beneath the corset, their eyes feast on her flesh.

One coin calls beyond the illusion. Her bodice no longer bounds her flesh and her lifeless body is splayed across a street. Her broken fingers are bloody.

She doesn't keep her last stolen treasure.