Regala Electra AKA Obraham Linbama's IDK BFF

From my promp post: a couple of Supernatural prompts, checked over and all Sam/Dean goodness.

Lessons For a Boy on the Road
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: driving lesson by dev_earl
Word Count: 245

( Dean doesn't teach Sam how to drive when he first asks. )


Roller Coaster vs. Tunnel of Love
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Prompt: roller coaster (of love) by deirdre_c
Word Count: 187

( A blowjob to make up for getting stuck on a haunted roller coaster isn't going to cut it. )

Ben Has Two Gay Best Friends
A Glee/Supernatural Cracktacular Crossover
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Sam/Dean, Ben/Santana, Ben/Other)
Rating: R
Spoilers: AU after SPN S3 The Kids are Alright, Glee S2 Blame It on the Alcohol
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Word Count: 11,575 (posted in two parts)
Summary: Where Ben Winchester transfers to Dalton and either helps or ruins Kurt Hummel’s life depending on who’s telling the story. A stirring tale of dude-bonding, how Blaine Anderson is temporarily categorized to be a douche bro under the estimation of a Mr. B. Winchester, a mystery of a slow-motion hallway is never solved, the heartbreak of first love is nursed via playing fairy godmother to a pair of lovestruck idiots, a GTO might actually save the day, and there is awesome air guitaring. The less said about the accidental almost-stabbing the better.
Author’s Notes: Original prompt was Ben at Dalton and the incurable charm of the Winchester genes. Belatedly written for ignited’s birthday. I believe I owe an undying supply of unsweetened iced tea to fourfreedoms for a fantastic beta. This is set within my Ben Has Two Dads ‘verse but the prologue summarizes what's happened previously so you don’t need to read that story. Soundtrack & additional story notes posted at the end.

All you need to know is that Ben is a senior year student at Dalton Academy, has indeed gone on some awesome hunts with Sam and Dean, and is plotting to get Kurt and Blaine together. Did I mention he had two gay dads? Cause he kinda does. It’s a long story. But let him explain it. Or let him tell you about that one time he totally stole a car. That’s a good story too.


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(  Originally he’s pretty sure his motive in getting these two stupid guys to finally give it up to each other was all he wanted, but now he’s starting to think he wouldn’t mind having an actual friend. )

the way we get by
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: S3, The Kids Are Alright
Word Count: 2,617
Warnings: Language
Summary: Wherein Ben steals a car, Dean can still track down an angsty Winchester like a boss, Dean’s fidelity to his Impala is confirmed, and there are consequences for being a dumb teenager.
Author’s Notes: A coda to Ben Has Two Dads Uncles. One from the vaults considering I starting writing this in 2008. For ignited because she’s earned it for letting me creep on her.


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( Picking Ben up from Lisa’s turns out to be a hell of a thing. )

drag it through the garden
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Length: 1,304 words
Spoilers: S5, Future!fic, AU
Summary: Dean really loves diner lingo.
Warnings: Sexual content, language.
Author’s Note: Written for the salt_burn_porn challenge. Prompt: “Let’s make a sandwich.” In honor of the prompt, I was heavily inspired by Lady Gaga's Telephone video. Major thanks to memphis86 for the beta and assisting me in my spazzy moments. Any mistakes, American Gods riffs, and jokes about God are entirely my fault.


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( A recipe is a collection of instructions that provides a straightforward explanation of how to execute the same thing over and over again. If constantly fucking up counts as following the recipe; then yeah, Dean’s a goddamn gourmet. )

Dodgeball: A Fake Underdog Story, as Told By That Weird Kid Who Ate Gross Stuff for Money
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN(ish)
Pairing: Assistant Coach Roth/Creepy Janitor (AKA Dean and Sam)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: S4 After School Special
Summary: Wherein our narrator is a dodgeball idiot savant, heavy on the idiot.
Word Count: 1,241
Author’s Notes: I don't warn for Chad Michael Murray but if I did, it would be here. Oh my GOD it has been a long time since I've posted fic. I apologize in advance for the crack. ignited beta'd this and I am indebted to her.


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( Once upon a time there was us, the worst dodgeball team in the county. )

ashes to ashes, dead to dead
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Dean/Pamela
Spoilers: S4 Heaven and Hell
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, Sexual Content, Language
Summary: Dean's on a mission.
Word Count: 2,646
Author's Notes: My great thanks to ignited and memphis86 for the awesome beta-work. Feedback is always appreciated.


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( He will lead them out of Hell. )

Destined by Dolphins
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Summary: Wherein Sam and Dean perform seaweed dances, possibly get a contact high off of hippies, and feel some good vibrations as Dean decides his destiny with the help of dolphin spirit guides.
Word Count: 2,358
Author’s Notes: As prompted by ignited: Sam/Dean; having to deceive their way into a dolphin spirit retreat. PLATES OF DESTINY!. I cannot thank memphis86 enough for the beta-read and cheerleading. This fic would not exist without the Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode on dolphins.
Some of the craziness involved in these special spirit retreats in this fic are exaggerated however the seaweed dance, listening to dolphin music, and plates of destiny are all true. Really.


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( This is the lamest cult ever, dude. Why couldn't we go to that sex cult that likes making teapots and then having lots of crazy sex? )

Jump On It
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3, The Kids Are Alright
Summary: It’s the Fourth of July and Sam and Dean are finally—blissfully—alone after a prolonged hunt that’s left them on edge in more ways than one. A vignette where Dean employs his super awesome seduction skills, Sam is a total cockblock, fireworks make an appearance and there is profound domestic love.
Word Count: 3,119
Author’s Notes: A coda to Ben Has Two Dads Uncles. Timeline-wise (there actually is a timeline!) this is set before the coda hit the ground and run. Title from the Sugarhill Gang song Apache (Jump On It) and that right there? Is all memphis86’s fault. This story would not be written without my cohort ignited and I thank her so much for the hand-holding and beta-work. <3 Much sparkly love, babe!


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( When Dean gets like this, Sam has learned not to question it and to just nod his head and go with the flow or Dean will actually stop this before it gets to the point that Sam wants. )

in disguises no one knows
Author: ignited & regala_electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean, minor Dean/OMC and Dean/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~40,000 words
Warnings: Sexual content and language. Genderswap.
Summary: They are sisters, they have always been sisters. Only that was then and this is now. Sam and Dean Winchester wake up on an empty stretch of road, with their memories altered and a new problem: they're in male bodies. As Sam struggles post-Mystery Spot with the terror of losing Dean and time winding down, they have to find out how to undo this mess and how to keep their splintering memories intact. Oh and Dean? Kind of loves having a cock. However poor Sam is a lesbian trapped in a man's body and seems to be having some strange urges for her transformed sister. Who seems to fully embrace being a man, possibly permanently. To top it all off, they’re dealing with forces that a little holy water and a lot of rocksalt can’t get rid of, forces that could fuck with their heads as easily as their bodies.
Author’s Notes: Written for spn_j2_bigbang. Many thanks to wendy and rejeneration for betaing, vorpal_pen for the lovely art, and as always, to wendy and audrarose for running such a fantastic challenge!

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( Acknowledgments & Credits )


Excuse me, I'm going to go sleep for about sixty years. Catch y'all on the flip side.

nothing seems to let me go
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3
Summary: Where Sam is sixteen and Dean is not. Where Sam is twenty and Dean is thirty-three. Where Dean is forty and Sam is technically fifty. Where not even time can keep them apart.
Word Count, 1,541
Author's Notes: ignited complained about there being a lack of time-traveling fic. And I responded back with a snarky, "What there's no The Time Traveler's Brother?" You know at this point I should know better. So this fic is a take on The Time Traveler's Wife and while it has no spoilers for the S3 finale, it is influenced a little by my unspoiled theories. Also both Dean and Sam can travel in time. Again this is all Stef's fault. Also Stef says this story should be remembered as in which sam and dean jump back and forth in time and each other's pantaloons.


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( Dean's not like present-Dean. He's maybe a before-Dean, there's a scar missing from his wrist that he got a year ago. )