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regala_electraSo everyone and their mom (hey guys, do your mom a favor and show her it if she hasn't seen it!) has already seen Jensen Ackles as Priestly in a Ten Inch Hero clip of awesomeness, the infamous tampon scene and UM, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ignited demanded that someone write Dean/Sam/Priestly PORN and I RESPONDED to her plight.
By writing DIRTY DIRTY PORN.
Enjoy. And blame Jensen Ackles for being fucking AWESOME.
he swallowed his pride and puckered his lips
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural/Ten Inch Hero
Pairing: Dean/Sam/Priestly
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Explicit sexual content, language
Spoilers: SPN S3
Word Count: 1,315
Summary: “You’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack,” Dean says and he’s not sure if he’s saying it to Sam or Priestly. “Sammy, you gonna fuck him now or what?”
Author’s Notes: forignited who demanded threesome porn. Title from The Width of a Circle by David Bowie, because me and Stef are MIND TWINS and suggested it to each other at the same time.
Feedback is appreciated.
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The problem Dean never thought he'd have with fucking his doppelganger (and hey, don't freakin' get all weirded out that he's been thinking about it, in his line of work, it's bound to happen) is that he's kind concerned he's gonna ruin the guy's hair when he's guiding that warm mouth to his cock. Dude, it's a friggin' Mohawk. It's kinda awesome and he'd hate to ruin it.
Not the eyeliner and all that makeup though, he doesn't give a fuck about that. (Quick note that he stores for later: he’d look awesome in tattoos.)
Ah, and before Dean's mind totally gets blown, the guy, Priestly, ridiculous name perfect for a guy dressing several decades late into the punk rebellion, doing all he can to keep Dean distracted, licking Dean's cock, jesus, got a mouth for it, hell, Dean knows it, gotten comments on his own mouth, tongue before. No, no, no, before that he's gotta look and see what Sammy's doing and fuck yeah, he's shoved Priestly's kilt up, and makes this little moan, Sammy always made the best noises, sometimes all it takes to get Dean hard.
"Jesus, he's goin' commando, ain't he?" Can barely get it out last word swallowed and turns in a fuck yeah as Priestly sucks the head of Dean's cock, deliberate, and Dean totally fucks up Priestly's Mohawk, but jesus, can't help it. Not when Priestly’s got his tongue doing this little zagging zig underneath, all Dean’s efforts to keep from pumping in, fucking Priestly’s mouth without a care in the goddamn world.
Sees Sam getting down on his own knees, not gonna fuck Priestly 'til he gets a verbal okay, Sammy's just the right kind of nasty polite. Make you fucking scream for it, so long as you say yes first.
Ah Sammy, needs to have a taste, little bite, always gonna try that, hopes that Priestly’s the right kind of freak (oh, no way to fuckin’ pretend: dude sees a hotter version of himself—Dean—walk into the sub shop and there’s no freakin’ way he ain’t game for anything when he basically offers an all you can eat off his body). And yeah, Dean is always up for satisfying all of his appetites.
Priestly’s good at recovering, only stops sucking Dean’s cock to make an ungodly noise when Sam starts jerking off Priestly’s cock, which Dean still hasn’t seen, later, fucking hell, that’s what he’s gotta to do later. Gonna take a look at Priestly’s, taste come and maybe Sam’s spit all of it if he’s real lucky and Dean damn well better be, because dude, threesome, only thing better in this world is an orgy.
If Dean’s real quiet, which he ain’t ever, he can hear Sam unbuckling his jeans, sliding a free hand inside to start jerking himself off. Looks down at Sam and jesus, that almost does it, Sam staring at him, not at his face, no, much lower at that, sight of Priestly’s hand around Dean’s cock, mouth on Dean’s cock, then balls, licking all around, being a goddamn tease, because fuck, his doppelganger might not be Dean but he knows how to keep Dean on the fucking seesaw edge, oh, he’s gonna pay for that.
“Dean,” Sam says, low, barely can hear it, words coming past gritted teeth and then Sam twists his neck, flicking hair out of his eyes, saying, “He tastes just like you.”
Fuck no. Can’t ride it out, no way he wants to ride it out, thrusting forward, hips pistoning into a jerky rhythm, comes sputtering into Priestly’s mouth, too much, sees the mess running down Priestly’s chin.
Priestly, somehow managing to keep his fucking head with Sam’s hand still working his cock, wipes a little of it away with his thumb, nail painted black. “I taste like that?”
Sam reaches over Priestly’s back, catches Priestly’s mouth in a kiss that should be awkward, but isn’t, messy bitey kinda kiss that Sam’s too fucking good at and it’s all Dean can do to get down on his knees slowly, seeing his come all over Priestly’s and Sam’s faces now.
“God yes,” Sam groans, his hand going back, back, running fingers down the crack of Priestly’s ass.
“You’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack,” Dean says and he’s not sure if he’s saying it to Sam or Priestly. “Sammy, you gonna fuck him now or what?”
“Man, you’re bossy,” Priestly says, nodding his head when Sam repeats the question, only nicer, you want this? “Yeah, yeah I do.”
“And you’re fucking up your face—our face—by wearing makeup. I ain’t complaining.”
“Except for that,” Sam says, one finger almost in Priestly’s hole, thank god for emergency travel-sized lubes. Hey, they’re guys and they get horny, and there’s no fucking way either of them are stupid enough to fuck around with just spit and a prayer.
“Fuck,” Priestly shouts, bucking up against Sam’s hand.
Dean can’t help it, gritting out, “That’s the point,” and before his fucking punked out double can mock him for pointing out the obvious, he’s sticking his tongue in Priestly’s mouth, tasting all of him and Priestly (sorta like him, only a little less of a punch, almost sweet, which is weird) and fucking awesome, Sammy, oh yeah, there’s Sam and it’s freakin’ perfect.
Good distraction, kissing, lets time slip on by, enough to get Priestly ready, Sam pushing in and oh, that noise, maybe it ain’t the first time Priestly’s had himself some cock, but it’s the first time he’s getting Sam, and hey, gotta celebrate that one with the kinda moan that would taint even the purest virgin, fuck yeah.
Bites along that stupid facial hair of Priestly’s, waits until he knows that Sam’s close, too close, trying to get Priestly come before Sam just lets loose, then he says, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna fucking wait until you’re passed out on your stomach and then I’m gonna eat out Sam’s come right out of your ass until you’re fucking hard all over again. You up for that?”
Priestly does try to answer, hell, totally gives it that college try, but it kind gets drowned out or mashed up maybe, losing the ability to form words is fucking excellent when Priestly’s spurting over Sam’s hand. Yeah, Dean’s gotta check on that, see if there’s really a different in the taste of come too, hey, Dean needs to know those kind of things, it’s good knowledge to have, experience, not that boring stuff outta books.
Speaking of nerdboys, doesn’t take much more for Sam to come, maybe Dean says a few more things, well, hey, can’t help himself, he knows Sam too well, how to get him off with just a few good promises, ones that Dean always delivers, and hey, they got time to test ‘em all out and there’s plenty of things they still gotta do.
But yeah, after Sam slips out, cock softening, even good enough that he slipped a condom on (Dean totally wasn’t paying attention to that), they all figure out where the hell to lay down, just catching a breath.
They’re only disheveled, still got a lot of clothing on, so there’s later, amen, there is a later, Dean’s gotta flip Priestly’s kilt back up and take care of his curiosity, taste him everywhere. Sam needs to be fucked out himself, even more, and hey, Dean’s gotta prove that he’s the best, hell, he wins hottest in the room, Priestly’s eyeliner is all smudged and Dean’s not rocking some fucked out hair (but then, Dean did fuck up Priestly’s hair).
But first, Dean has an important question. “Hey, we gonna get a discount at your sub shop from now on?”
Don’t matter the answer, the groan, because it damn well turns into a moan within a matter of seconds, now that Dean’s got his second wind.
end
ignited demanded that someone write Dean/Sam/Priestly PORN and I RESPONDED to her plight.By writing DIRTY DIRTY PORN.
Enjoy. And blame Jensen Ackles for being fucking AWESOME.
he swallowed his pride and puckered his lips
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural/Ten Inch Hero
Pairing: Dean/Sam/Priestly
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Explicit sexual content, language
Spoilers: SPN S3
Word Count: 1,315
Summary: “You’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack,” Dean says and he’s not sure if he’s saying it to Sam or Priestly. “Sammy, you gonna fuck him now or what?”
Author’s Notes: for
ignited who demanded threesome porn. Title from The Width of a Circle by David Bowie, because me and Stef are MIND TWINS and suggested it to each other at the same time.Feedback is appreciated.
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The problem Dean never thought he'd have with fucking his doppelganger (and hey, don't freakin' get all weirded out that he's been thinking about it, in his line of work, it's bound to happen) is that he's kind concerned he's gonna ruin the guy's hair when he's guiding that warm mouth to his cock. Dude, it's a friggin' Mohawk. It's kinda awesome and he'd hate to ruin it.
Not the eyeliner and all that makeup though, he doesn't give a fuck about that. (Quick note that he stores for later: he’d look awesome in tattoos.)
Ah, and before Dean's mind totally gets blown, the guy, Priestly, ridiculous name perfect for a guy dressing several decades late into the punk rebellion, doing all he can to keep Dean distracted, licking Dean's cock, jesus, got a mouth for it, hell, Dean knows it, gotten comments on his own mouth, tongue before. No, no, no, before that he's gotta look and see what Sammy's doing and fuck yeah, he's shoved Priestly's kilt up, and makes this little moan, Sammy always made the best noises, sometimes all it takes to get Dean hard.
"Jesus, he's goin' commando, ain't he?" Can barely get it out last word swallowed and turns in a fuck yeah as Priestly sucks the head of Dean's cock, deliberate, and Dean totally fucks up Priestly's Mohawk, but jesus, can't help it. Not when Priestly’s got his tongue doing this little zagging zig underneath, all Dean’s efforts to keep from pumping in, fucking Priestly’s mouth without a care in the goddamn world.
Sees Sam getting down on his own knees, not gonna fuck Priestly 'til he gets a verbal okay, Sammy's just the right kind of nasty polite. Make you fucking scream for it, so long as you say yes first.
Ah Sammy, needs to have a taste, little bite, always gonna try that, hopes that Priestly’s the right kind of freak (oh, no way to fuckin’ pretend: dude sees a hotter version of himself—Dean—walk into the sub shop and there’s no freakin’ way he ain’t game for anything when he basically offers an all you can eat off his body). And yeah, Dean is always up for satisfying all of his appetites.
Priestly’s good at recovering, only stops sucking Dean’s cock to make an ungodly noise when Sam starts jerking off Priestly’s cock, which Dean still hasn’t seen, later, fucking hell, that’s what he’s gotta to do later. Gonna take a look at Priestly’s, taste come and maybe Sam’s spit all of it if he’s real lucky and Dean damn well better be, because dude, threesome, only thing better in this world is an orgy.
If Dean’s real quiet, which he ain’t ever, he can hear Sam unbuckling his jeans, sliding a free hand inside to start jerking himself off. Looks down at Sam and jesus, that almost does it, Sam staring at him, not at his face, no, much lower at that, sight of Priestly’s hand around Dean’s cock, mouth on Dean’s cock, then balls, licking all around, being a goddamn tease, because fuck, his doppelganger might not be Dean but he knows how to keep Dean on the fucking seesaw edge, oh, he’s gonna pay for that.
“Dean,” Sam says, low, barely can hear it, words coming past gritted teeth and then Sam twists his neck, flicking hair out of his eyes, saying, “He tastes just like you.”
Fuck no. Can’t ride it out, no way he wants to ride it out, thrusting forward, hips pistoning into a jerky rhythm, comes sputtering into Priestly’s mouth, too much, sees the mess running down Priestly’s chin.
Priestly, somehow managing to keep his fucking head with Sam’s hand still working his cock, wipes a little of it away with his thumb, nail painted black. “I taste like that?”
Sam reaches over Priestly’s back, catches Priestly’s mouth in a kiss that should be awkward, but isn’t, messy bitey kinda kiss that Sam’s too fucking good at and it’s all Dean can do to get down on his knees slowly, seeing his come all over Priestly’s and Sam’s faces now.
“God yes,” Sam groans, his hand going back, back, running fingers down the crack of Priestly’s ass.
“You’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack,” Dean says and he’s not sure if he’s saying it to Sam or Priestly. “Sammy, you gonna fuck him now or what?”
“Man, you’re bossy,” Priestly says, nodding his head when Sam repeats the question, only nicer, you want this? “Yeah, yeah I do.”
“And you’re fucking up your face—our face—by wearing makeup. I ain’t complaining.”
“Except for that,” Sam says, one finger almost in Priestly’s hole, thank god for emergency travel-sized lubes. Hey, they’re guys and they get horny, and there’s no fucking way either of them are stupid enough to fuck around with just spit and a prayer.
“Fuck,” Priestly shouts, bucking up against Sam’s hand.
Dean can’t help it, gritting out, “That’s the point,” and before his fucking punked out double can mock him for pointing out the obvious, he’s sticking his tongue in Priestly’s mouth, tasting all of him and Priestly (sorta like him, only a little less of a punch, almost sweet, which is weird) and fucking awesome, Sammy, oh yeah, there’s Sam and it’s freakin’ perfect.
Good distraction, kissing, lets time slip on by, enough to get Priestly ready, Sam pushing in and oh, that noise, maybe it ain’t the first time Priestly’s had himself some cock, but it’s the first time he’s getting Sam, and hey, gotta celebrate that one with the kinda moan that would taint even the purest virgin, fuck yeah.
Bites along that stupid facial hair of Priestly’s, waits until he knows that Sam’s close, too close, trying to get Priestly come before Sam just lets loose, then he says, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna fucking wait until you’re passed out on your stomach and then I’m gonna eat out Sam’s come right out of your ass until you’re fucking hard all over again. You up for that?”
Priestly does try to answer, hell, totally gives it that college try, but it kind gets drowned out or mashed up maybe, losing the ability to form words is fucking excellent when Priestly’s spurting over Sam’s hand. Yeah, Dean’s gotta check on that, see if there’s really a different in the taste of come too, hey, Dean needs to know those kind of things, it’s good knowledge to have, experience, not that boring stuff outta books.
Speaking of nerdboys, doesn’t take much more for Sam to come, maybe Dean says a few more things, well, hey, can’t help himself, he knows Sam too well, how to get him off with just a few good promises, ones that Dean always delivers, and hey, they got time to test ‘em all out and there’s plenty of things they still gotta do.
But yeah, after Sam slips out, cock softening, even good enough that he slipped a condom on (Dean totally wasn’t paying attention to that), they all figure out where the hell to lay down, just catching a breath.
They’re only disheveled, still got a lot of clothing on, so there’s later, amen, there is a later, Dean’s gotta flip Priestly’s kilt back up and take care of his curiosity, taste him everywhere. Sam needs to be fucked out himself, even more, and hey, Dean’s gotta prove that he’s the best, hell, he wins hottest in the room, Priestly’s eyeliner is all smudged and Dean’s not rocking some fucked out hair (but then, Dean did fuck up Priestly’s hair).
But first, Dean has an important question. “Hey, we gonna get a discount at your sub shop from now on?”
Don’t matter the answer, the groan, because it damn well turns into a moan within a matter of seconds, now that Dean’s got his second wind.
end
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Date: 2007-11-27 01:40 am (UTC)Damn, girl, just DAMN!!! :D I love it.
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Date: 2007-11-27 01:43 am (UTC)That is all I have to say about this.
Well not all. But I do LOVE you for writing this. So hot. So perfect that Dean is curious...that Priestley is (sorta like him, only a little less of a punch, almost sweet, which is weird) - Perfect description.
LOVED it.
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Date: 2007-11-27 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-27 01:45 am (UTC)The imagery and hot. And the dialogue! PRIESTLY. Okay so we've seen just the clip but eeee, I love your Priestly. And THIS:
sorta like him, only a little less of a punch, almost sweet, which is weird
YES! You hit the nail right on the head.
AND THERE IS SAM WITH HAIR IN HIS EYES AND YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT.
I'll stop capslocking here now. But MY HEART, IT IS A-BURSTIN'. \o/ Wonderful!
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Date: 2007-11-27 02:27 am (UTC)HAHAHAHA, I was like, I NEED SOMETHING TO DRIVE STEF CRZY. So I wrote Sam's hair in his eyes. FOR YOU, BB.
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Date: 2007-11-27 02:37 am (UTC)Reg, how I love your porn.
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-27 02:45 am (UTC)HOT ♥
BEST CROSSOVER EVER.
there best be way more of this threesome!
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:05 am (UTC)there best be way more of this threesome!
Ha, I will see where inspiration leads me!
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Date: 2007-11-27 02:50 am (UTC)And Dean doing dirty talk, and wanting discount Sammiches. That too. And hotass mohawk smex.
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:06 am (UTC)YOU KNOW Dean wants to score free food! And he and Sam DESERVE IT. They will screw EVERYONE at the sub shop if they have to.
ALSO. Thank you!
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:15 am (UTC)Also going to friend you cause we seem to have loads of mutual friends and interests!
*smooches*
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:30 am (UTC)Also going to friend you cause we seem to have loads of mutual friends and interests!
Cool! I friended you back.
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Date: 2007-11-27 03:24 am (UTC)Awesome porn, gotta love some dirty hot threesome porn in the middle of a work day - thanks for the distraction. I needed it.
Thanks for sharing
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Date: 2007-11-27 04:14 am (UTC)Thank you, honey.
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Date: 2007-11-27 06:00 am (UTC)yeah...
You write the best slash.
GOD ALMIGHTY CHRIST ON A STICK.
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:08 am (UTC)Seriously though, thank you! I love it all, you know, het and slash, so I celebrate it in writing it and hopefully making it hot enough to count. Thank you for the feedback.
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Date: 2007-11-27 06:18 am (UTC)...that is so yes.
is that he's kind concerned he's gonna ruin the guy's hair when he's guiding that warm mouth to his cock.
HOLY CRAP. adsbx,czvn. (and that is SO DEAN to appreciate a mohawk HEEE)
Quick note that he stores for later: he’d look awesome in tattoos.
I like you.
he's gotta look and see what Sammy's doing and fuck yeah, he's shoved Priestly's kilt up, and makes this little moan, Sammy always made the best noises, sometimes all it takes to get Dean hard.
ohh..fuckle O_O
Not when Priestly’s got his tongue doing this little zagging zig underneath, all Dean’s efforts to keep from pumping in, fucking Priestly’s mouth without a care in the goddamn world.
OH MY GOD. WHAT WITH THE ZIG ZAGGING AND THE TONGUE AND THE HOMGGGGGG.
Sammy's just the right kind of nasty polite. Make you fucking scream for it, so long as you say yes first.
YOU. NEED. TO. MARRY. ME. FOREVER.
FUCK.
If Dean’s real quiet, which he ain’t ever, he can hear Sam unbuckling his jeans, sliding a free hand inside to start jerking himself off. Looks down at Sam and jesus, that almost does it, Sam staring at him, not at his face, no, much lower at that
DUDE IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING PERVY AND DRIBBLY RIGHT NOW, I WOULD POINT OUT HOW AWESOME YOUR TONE AND CHARACTERIZATION IS BUT FUCK OMGGGGG *DRIBBLES*
but he knows how to keep Dean on the fucking seesaw edge, oh, he’s gonna pay for that.
OMG SEESAW EDGE. AUGHhghsdghhhh!!!!
Sam reaches over Priestly’s back, catches Priestly’s mouth in a kiss that should be awkward, but isn’t, messy bitey kinda kiss that Sam’s too fucking good at and it’s all Dean can do to get down on his knees slowly, seeing his come all over Priestly’s and Sam’s faces now.
i.....oh.
“Man, you’re bossy,” Priestly says, nodding his head when Sam repeats the question, only nicer, you want this? “Yeah, yeah I do.”
HEEEEEEE OMG AGAIN I'D TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL THE DYNAMICS BETWEEN THESE CHARACTERS IS BUT OMFG I ARE TOO HOT TO REALLY SENTENCE GOOD
he’s sticking his tongue in Priestly’s mouth, tasting all of him and Priestly (sorta like him, only a little less of a punch, almost sweet, which is weird)
*SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH* OH MY GOD
I’m gonna fucking wait until you’re passed out on your stomach and then I’m gonna eat out Sam’s come right out of your ass until you’re fucking hard all over again. You up for that?”
Uh.....yes.
there is a later, Dean’s gotta flip Priestly’s kilt back up and take care of his curiosity, taste him everywhere.
*whimpers*
Sam needs to be fucked out himself, even more, and hey, Dean’s gotta prove that he’s the best, hell, he wins hottest in the room,
III LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
I am so sorry that this is all in caps lock and I didn't say anythign constructive but JESUS, WOMAN. YOU ARE LETHAL WITH PORN. HOLY FUCK. God. fuck.
MORE.
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:16 am (UTC)Yeah, so this is kickass feedback and I'm like, um, so gleeful and thank you!
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Date: 2007-11-27 07:11 am (UTC)This was great. :D
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-27 07:50 am (UTC)God, Dean being such a dirty bastard, and Sammy being such a kinky nerd, and Priestly just taking it...mmm hmmm. It did me in:)
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:20 am (UTC)Thank you so much for the feedback! I love Dean being DIRTY and Sam being a nice freak, so yeah. Thanks.
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Date: 2007-11-27 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-28 12:23 am (UTC)Thank you for the feedback! Glad I could be of service. ;-)
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Date: 2007-11-27 09:12 am (UTC)Watched that clip a buncha times now. You just...rule.
Freaking brilliant and filthy and beautiful. *loves*
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:25 am (UTC)Thank you so much.
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Date: 2007-11-27 10:02 am (UTC)Sees Sam getting down on his own knees, not gonna fuck Priestly 'til he gets a verbal okay, Sammy's just the right kind of nasty polite. Make you fucking scream for it, so long as you say yes first.
Gnnnnnggh. You are awesome. That is all.
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:27 am (UTC)Thank you so much for the feedback.
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Date: 2007-11-27 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-11-27 12:52 pm (UTC)I need so much more of it, otherwise I'm gonna die o_O
Anyhow, what I was trying to say: I loved it. More, plz? xD
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Date: 2007-11-28 12:30 am (UTC)