True Blood: How Bill Compton ruined my Shake Shack Shake

[regala_electra]

More thoughts about tonight's True Blood episode tomorrow.

For now, I'll share one thing.



It came to me so violently I made an epic unhappy face while riding on the train for you see, I was heading home after watching the finale live with elrina753 and memphis86 at raelala's apartment.

Only Memphis can attest to the face I made. Then I started laughing because screaming would probably scare my fellow passengers.

Sam drank Bill's blood, right? And now we know for sure that ingesting vampire blood = sexy dreams.

Yeah.

YEAH.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

I'm going to go scrub my brain now.

Goddamn you, Bill Compton. YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

Not even Askars can save me now.

FYI: Bill continues to be the worst maker ever.

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

SUCHM IS MAAAHN? I don't know how he'd pronounce Sam's name with a milkbone in-between his fangs.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS AND SCREAMS FOREVER*

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Dude, have you forgotten the end of S1, where Sam carries Bill NAKED? And he's the one who buries him NAKED while Sucky just stands there and cries? And how Bill says Sam's the only one he wants looking after Sucky while he's at the vamp tribunal? I remember thinking Bill and Sam had more chemistry then BS. :OD

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

I think I wasn't bothered by NAKED Bill since Bill had the complexion of an over-roasted marshmallow (if it was bloody).

Oh noes, I just realized BEEL and Sookie's ship abbreviation is B/S. NOOOOOOOO.

[poisoninjest.livejournal.com]

At the rate things are going with everyone drinking from everyone else, I figure by this time next season everyone will be having sex dreams about everyone. I can only hope that we see some of those dreams, as Sookie's dreams about Eric were very pretty but not nearly graphic enough. I really, really wanna see Lafayette's Eric dreams.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

It's kind of unfair (and hilarious, I have to admit) that the only Eric-influenced Lafayette images we've seen are when Lafayette's PSTD hallucinates about him. But seriously, this whole sex dreams thing needs to be acknowledged.

[raelala.livejournal.com]

you remember sookie's eric dream? naked in the all white sheets?

swap them out for sam and bill.

somehow that image makes me laugh and want to vomit AT THE SAME TIME.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

All it makes me want to do is rage-vomit. D: OH GOD. Now I'm picturing Sam in that horrid violet dress dancing with Bill.

I hope you're happy.

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

I KEPT WAITING FOR BILL TO MENTION THIS TO SAM AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY HE DIDN'T. If Sam doesn't have sexy Bill dreams next season, I'm gonna pout. Because like, WHY WOULD HE BE EXEMPT?! Especially with how much he drank! Ahahahahahaha.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Bill seems to mention nothing to anyone ever. Like, he couldn't whisper to Sookie, "it's okay, Sam and I have a plan." That takes like TWO seconds, dude.

Man, I bet Sam took a vacation not only to go on the hunt for his birth parents but to not BE AROUND Bill while having naked dreams.

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

SAM/BEEL. BRING. IT. \o/

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

POOR SAM. D: D: D: