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[regala_electra]

If I go into a Farscape marathon mode I may purposely miss Thursday's brand new episode of Supernatural so to save me from myself I need recs.

Or at least, I need self-pimping. If there's a story of yours that I have not commented on, please tell me to read it. I am in a crazy mood for J2 but you know, SPN fic always make me happy. (Especially if it is Dean het. What? Sometimes I am EASY to please). SPN fic where Dean tops will make my current health aches disappear.

Well, it might not do exactly that but it'll bring me JOY.

ALSO! Because nobody's taking my AU request and running with it, I am again posting this:

In "how to make me feel better" news, this may just be the pills talking, but if SOMEONE (or everyone) wrote a J2 AU where Jared and Jensen were elite figure skaters who were constantly pitted against each other and didn't really like each other even though they didn't know each other all that well and Jared was a crazy flamboyant one who EVERYONE loved and wore weirdass costumes and dressed off the ice with huge glasses and ridiculous fur-trimmed coats and was super-talented but let his emotions get to him and everyone believed that he's going to be one of the greats AND Jensen was the serious, naturally gifted, intese skater who people didn't know well off the ice and everyone just assumes he's kind of jerkish and he gives blah interviews and seems douchey when being civil even though he really means it AND then they come to an understanding (that they are very hot and kind of really like each other) and then have very flexible sex...

I may have harbored some crazy fantasies watching Evan Lysacek and Johnny Weir skate tonight. Er.


My birthday's on February 16th. THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME PRESENT.

Kindly offer up your stories so that I may read and read and READ. Don't make me start writing meta on Dean Winchester being the new John Crichton. I could do that for HOURS and no one would want to read it because it would be extremely emotional and have "Oh John!" and "Oh Dean!" throughout the meta.

Comments

[ignited.livejournal.com]

jesus.

GIMME TIME AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOUR SKATERS.

You should read my Willow story (http://ignited.livejournal.com/411835.html). The only Gen story I've ever written. YOU CANNOT SAY I HAVEN'T NOW!

P.S. Forgo the meta and do a leather pants comparison. Or moan the lack of leather pants on Dean. ~*~*Siiiiigh.*~*~

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

How have I never read a story of yours? I am a horrible friend.

YOU GIVE ME SKATERS and I'll give you RPS.

MAN. One day? I will do that John & Dean post. And you will be needed to procure the EVIDENCE. I mean. Screencaps. yeah.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

And when you do that post with evidence? I REALLY want to be there. For, um, educational purposes.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

*puts comment where it's SUPPOSED to go*

*seconds the leather pants comparison*

And hey, for Dean in leather, all he has to do is go evil/crazy on the show! It's not a lost cause yet! ;)

[ignited.livejournal.com]

I am waiting for Dean being hot and evil in leather pants.

Hey, it worked for Angel, IT CAN WORK HERE TOO. :D

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

I usually feel weird pimping my own stuff, but since you really seem like you NEED it... ;) But you know, IF you have time and stuff, no obligations or expectations :)

Dean/OFC. This a quickie, short and sweet: http://thenyxie.livejournal.com/393901.html

This one requires more explanation, I think it may be one of my best stories, though:

AU. Jess POV (mostly of Dean). Jess is saved from the fire when Dean pulls her from the ceiling. Bound by the strange matching symbols burned into their palms, and their love for Sam, they journey beyond the apocalypse only to find that life IS about the destination. Lots of Dean/Jess. Also D/J/S, S/J.

http://thenyxie.livejournal.com/407640.html


And I REALLY hope someone writes you that J2 AU, because, YES! *glees*

Hope your health aches disappear SOON!

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

Recs:

Top!Dean: How do you feel about knifeplay? Two Wincest stories, both by maygra, both starring top!Dean in all his deliciousness: Balisong; No Murmur (http://assignations.org/spn/balisong.html) and Be Still (http://wordsmiths.net/Maygra/bestill.html).

Dean het (no guarantees as to who tops or doesn't in these; they're all just Dean het that I like)
And in My Hour of Darkness (http://monimala.livejournal.com/351083.html), by monimala; Dean/Ellen
Mostly Poly-Cotton Blend (http://katomyte.livejournal.com/6904.html), by katomyte; Dean/Faith
Pressin' Ma Luck (http://astrothsknot.livejournal.com/77864.html?style=mine), by astrothsknot; Dean/Officer Kathleen
Coming Clean (http://rillaotvalley.livejournal.com/23968.html), by rillaotvalley; Dean/Jo
Common As a Winter Cold (http://annalazarus.livejournal.com/59076.html), by annalazarus; Dean/OFC (who is *awesome*) (there are several other fics in this series, all worth reading)
This Heart: It Is Not Yours (http://flipmontigirl.livejournal.com/26944.html?style=mine), by flipmontigirl; Dean/OFC
Finding Together (http://dodger-winslow.livejournal.com/33183.html), by dodger_winslow; Dean/OFC

[pie_andcoffee]

self-pimpage? did you say self-pimpage?

you may have already read these. but if not, let the SELF-PIMPAGE BEGIN:

The J2 AU Chronicles. (sticky post at top) When this begins, Jared is a sword-eater at a travelling RenFaire. Jensen jousts in shining armor. There is RAW HOT MALE SEXXING. 2 installments are up in the series, 3rd is in progress. No less than three people told me the ending of the 2nd one is so hot "it almost made me pass out." I think it's my favorite.

Full Moon Fever. Dean/Layla, Sam/Demon. Other Canon Characters. Het with shades of Wincest. Yeah, THE Layla. Trust me, she totally has a plan to save Dean. And Sammy wins. The End.

If you've already read these, here's a link to my del.icio.us, which has my all-time faves in it - there's quite a list.

Now, you have absolutely NO excuse not to watch SHOW on Thursday.

*hugs*

[pie_andcoffee]

... but if you still wanna meta Dean, i am all *eyes* about that.

*loves meta like whoa*

[mosca.livejournal.com]

Here via mutual friends, to note that there is tons of Johnny Weir/Evan Lysacek in ice_slash, and you can pretend they're played by actors if you want. It's not really my pairing so I don't have any specific recs, but lannamichaels and talk_back do good work.

[redbrickrose.livejournal.com]

I have no recs, self or otherwise. But.

Don't make me start writing meta on Dean Winchester being the new John Crichton. I could do that for HOURS and no one would want to read it because it would be extremely emotional and have "Oh John!" and "Oh Dean!" throughout the meta.

*raises hand* I would so totally read this.

[bksncleverness.livejournal.com]

Hey, sexy. I can't remember if you read my J2 AU wherein the boys are Dallas Cowboys. If you haven't (and even if you dislike football) take a gander. There are 4 parts plus a couple of timestamp smutlets following. Its 23000 words so it should kill some time.

http://bksncleverfic.livejournal.com/2795.html

Enjoy!

[pheebs1.livejournal.com]

EE I Can't self pimp. BUT Feb 16th you say? Can I do you a drabble on anything spn=y for it?!

I hope you get your story :)

[vorpalblades.livejournal.com]

Everybody's talking about Farscape lately. Makes me want to break out my Starburst editions and have a marathon of my own.

and maybe write fic where there's a demonic wormhole and dean gets sucked through and stuck on moya and john gets all "grrr my aeryn" and they confuse everyone with their pop culture references and oh god, don't let me do this