please know that I am happy in my boyshorts

[regala_electra]

Am craving pineapples for some reason. Can't quite figure out why.

Before I go into major rec-mode, let me tell you that the Supernatural S3 episode stills that were released have gotten me all giddy. Here is the glory of the Boys. I don't think they're spoilerish at all, but still, EEEE! Boys!

Today I was given the gift of Jelly Belly jellybeans and was a good girl and didn't eat any of them.

Also, I bought Fresca today as I ran out this morning. Dude. I must have my Fresca, it is life-giving to me. Especially when I come home from the gym and need something other than water. Blessed water.

I'm gonna sleep GOOD tonight.

Okay, so you all know ignited right? She's my soulmate favorite person EVAH. My Stefackles. So, she, the silly woman that she is, opened a fic prompt on her lj and of course I jump in and ramble and then pester her on AIM about my Idea and then she writes the story and it is fucking amazing. Meanwhile, she downplays it, all "it's not good" and "I don't write porn."

Shee-yeah, dude.

Feel Your Taste. Jared/Jensen, NC-17.

Stef wrote me J2 porn and GOOD LORD, it is hot. Something for everyone in this here story, but best of all, 'cause it's for me, it's FOOD PORN. Jensen covered in food and uh, Jared getting smeared in it as well. CHOCOLATE. And um, pineapples.

Dude, pineapples are v. v. good.

Also, Jensen in glasses. I repeat, Jensen in glasses. And boxers. And Jared uh, hoarding chocolate. It is the BEST THING EVER.

I went to go pull a quote from it, but it's so deliciously porny that I couldn't pick one! Oh my Stef. I love her so.

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Dear Jared's Handlers,

Plz to be using less hair product on the boy.

<33

-Kita

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

You were able to see something past the beauty shot of Jensen's green-green eye?

The overuse of hair product is probably because Jared messes up his hair between takes. Hell, he's been known to wear it up in scrunchies on set. "More hairspray, he has little rubber bands today, he might try to do little pigtails!"

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

I am one of the four people on the internet who does not find Jensen attractive, and doesn't actually much like Dean. I know. Love me anyway.

I did not know this about Jared. Now I like him even more. *draws hearts around his sparkly woobie head*

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Pfft, like I could ever not love you.

Jared stories are the best thing ever. Do you know he got really excited when a fan brought a click-top blue sharpie pen to sign autographs that he kept on clicking it all over his hand and had blue-dots all over his hand. And that he was in the middle of a shoot?

Or that he enjoys hotgluing tiny wee soldier-men and mini-plastic animals to the brims of people's hats?

He's a special cowboy. He wears the assless chaps and nothing else.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Does he bend over in the assless chaps?

*wide eyes*

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd just have to give him some candy and he's be rarin' to go.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

*is totally eating pineapple right now*

What is Fresca?

*skips over to read some food!porn*

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Fresca is a delicious (um, heh, to me at least) diet soda. It's grapefruit flavor (original). I don't drink any regular soda or normal diet soda - I drink water at work - so Fresca is my treat to myself. And it is so goood.

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

I went thru a phase recently where I ate fresh pineapple from the salad bar at work every single day. Mmmmm. Canned pineapple has NOTHING on fresh, juicy pineapple.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Yeah, fresh pineapple is AWESOME. One of the best thing about once-in-a-blue-moon caterted office luncheons is that the place we use does this amazing fruit platter with delicious pineapples.

[dea-liberty.livejournal.com]

Those new pictures. Dude. I've missed those boys so much ♥

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

I love the Boys so very much.