braiiiiiins (& fic!)

[regala_electra]

Good lord, my job was gunning for my life today. I was the last person to leave the office. The LAST person. This...has only happened twice before. Gah.

I also make *throttling* motions while on the phone a couple of times. Just to let you know how insane my day was.

Then I went to the gym like a fool and may have fucked up my knee some more. Brilliant.

And my voice? Is all ragged and icky sounding.

Goodbye, February. So long and thanks for all the sickness.

Now another of my Very Important Polls:

[Poll #937479]

Meanwhile, if you haven't checked it out, I posted a Sam het fic: halo girls and dreamers. Pre-Series, Pre-Jess. Featuring a ballerina, flexible positions, dirty talking and sex (against a wall, in public, oh the kinky goodness). All good things, ya know. I pimp 'cause I'm a 'ho.

Finally, I need to beg for a beta for witchy women of the west, which is my neverending (but dammit, I will finish this monster!) Dean/OFCs story. I seriously am going to get back into gear and post the bloody thing but I do need a beta to make me cry work some magic and help me with grammar wonk and coherency issues.

I will cook for you or write fic for you or anything, dude.

God, I need a drink.

Comments

[fledmusic.livejournal.com]

Omg Claude/HRG fic FTW!!!!!!!!!

That is ridiculously exciting.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Hee! It makes total sense, doesn't it?

[viennawaits.livejournal.com]

Claude/HRG fic FTW!!!!

Because Claude hung out in HRG's office invisible on occasion. That's a fic prompt if I ever heard one.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy. I am looking forward to writing this.

[ignited.livejournal.com]

okay, so like, I just saw about 5 more eps of Supernatural today and left off with the first 10 mins of Faith and omg I SPENT 4 HOURS LOOKING AT CRACK FIC LAST NIGHT.

Um.

I feel the need to inform you of this.

Also, apparently the fact that there's SO MUCH crack fic makes me watch eps faster. holy shit, dude.

DEAN FTW FOREVER AND EVER AMEN YES OKAY I GO WATCH MORE NOW.

[ignited.livejournal.com]

OOH! And before I forget!

Supernatural/Army of Darkness crossover. BY HELL OR HIGH WATER (OR WHATEVER THE SAYING IS) I WILL WRITE IT OMG MORE DEAN ANGST NOW.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

YES! ASH (Not SPN ASH) and THE BOYS AND A CHAINSAW and a line where Sam is all *bitchface* "Dean! You are not cutting off your nonevil hand just so you can have a chainsaw for a hand!"

Dean, *fake innocent* "Dude, I totally wasn't thinking that!"

Ash, *annoyed* "Great, I've got Tweedle Dum and Jackoff left to help me kill these bastards."

[ignited.livejournal.com]

"Great, I've got Tweedle Dum and Jackoff left to help me kill these bastards."

LMAO ...holy shit, I'm all snorting and giggling now. Because I can very much hear Bruce Campbell saying that. Dean would definitely want a chainsaw and would get all manly comparing the Impala to the Oldsmobile and who the fuck is this guy running around Michigan killing dead things and getting the girls and messing on his (not actual) territory? (Because Dean is Dean and no fair, he doesn't have a chainsaw for a hand, that's totally cheating).

There's also boomstick issues, but I won't go there. ;)

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

STEF, didn't I tell you of the crackfic? GOOD LORD, WOMAN, THE CRACK FIC!!!

Genderswapping fic and Sister Winchesters is a genre in and of itself. And I LOVE IT LIKE WHOA.

*draws little '67 Chevy Impalas around Dean*

[ignited.livejournal.com]

OMG IT'S SO MANY. I mean, I expect this from HP, but I think it's the combination of weirdness plus a...well, not exactly normal, but normal-er situation that's so. damn. cool. And oh fuck, Girl Winchesters are so cool that I can't even describe it. Only waving my arms and making gasping noises can I begin to cover it.