Regala Electra AKA Obraham Linbama's IDK BFF

Freak in the Evening
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (reference to Santana/Brittany, Santana/Others, Brittany/Other, Rachel/Other)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: AU after S2, New York
Warnings: Sexual Content, Langugage
Word Count: 3,553
Summary: She has to get out of here if only to protect herself from hearing really awkward, mushy sex. Santana stumbles into the wrong hotel room and overhears things, Sexy, spanking things. Perhaps she makes an audio recording but in her defense, she did need a new ringtone for Blaine’s calls.
Author's Notes: Hey, whatever happens in Vegas, right? A fic from my NYC 'verse, dubbed Fabulous and the City over at Archive of Our Own. Prompt: Santana walking in on Kurt/Blaine sex but doesn't interrupt the boys (I have no idea how, so have fun!) and eventually has a little chat with Blaine afterwards. Title from Freak Like Me (Sugababes). Other titles could have been "Salute Kurt's Cock" or "Blaine's Sunny Disposition on the Wonders of Cock." Thanks to ccmskatechick for reading and many thanks to fourfreedoms for the thorough beta and for making me cry with laughter thanks to her commentary.

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( Somebody’s brilliant decision for a semi-glee club reunion in Vegas when they were all over 21 is one of the dumbest ideas ever. Scandalous behavior was on the low and if it weren’t for Santana’s personal awesomeness, she’d bored out of her mind. )

Taste Like Me
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Prompt: bubblegum by silveronthetree. Note: first time writing Brittany/Santana. Oh pairing of my heart, I wish to write you more.
Word Count: 257


( She believes that if you eat watermelon seeds, you'll get a watermelon growing in your belly )

Devils in Training Wear McQueen
Prompt: Kurt Hummel: Vogue Summer Intern by froggy
Word count: 159

( He arrives almost a half hour before he's supposed to be there which means his supervisor isn't there at all. )


A Calligrapher's Flourish
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Prompt: handwriting by hazyjayne
Word Count: 226

( Kurt tells him that his handwriting is a sign of the failures of American education and Blaine laughs a little, finishing the doodles on his study notes since he knows he's got this one down. )