[Poll #783587]
Bless those of you who could choose something for the last question. Um, I would say all of the above, although possibly not Captain Jack as he needs to bathe and probably has (many) STDs. He can look pretty and drink rum and watch!
Bless those of you who could choose something for the last question. Um, I would say all of the above, although possibly not Captain Jack as he needs to bathe and probably has (many) STDs. He can look pretty and drink rum and watch!
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Date: 2006-08-02 12:51 am (UTC)I have no idea about the elephants, but I love elephants, so I went with the happy answer.
Those impediments are no problem for the lovely Captain Sparrow. Just throw him in a bath (don't smear the makeup!) and use a condom. Voila!
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Date: 2006-08-02 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 01:25 am (UTC)The only thing that makes me pause about Captain Jack Sparrow is that open sore on his face, which looked like it grew in the second movie. Ick.
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Date: 2006-08-02 01:26 am (UTC)There are not enough question marks in all the land.
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Date: 2006-08-02 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 01:36 am (UTC)(dammit, why don't you use tags?!)
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Date: 2006-08-02 01:46 am (UTC)I like reading Dean in the following ways:
In Gen Fic, hopefully do angsty things
Having Teh Sex with Women & Men as well
Being a manwhore - literally
Not shacking up with Willow, who I really can't read fic for without remembering S6 and the magic addiction and then I sort of pass out from white rage.
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Date: 2006-08-02 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 02:15 am (UTC)Oh, btw, there's a new chapter of the penis tentacle fic. Just thought you'd like to know... since you love it oh so much *eg*
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Date: 2006-08-02 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 02:48 am (UTC)It's a very short story:
Angelus tortured Dean for hours and then he killed him.
The end.
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Date: 2006-08-02 05:45 am (UTC)That being said, I'd love to read some Dean/Faith fic. The more cracktastic, the better.
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Date: 2006-08-02 05:51 am (UTC)