Suckie? Eric is FAAAAHN.

I do not appreciate True Blood transforming itself from "oh that cheesy vampire show on HBO that's decent but not all that" to "OH MY GOD, SWEET SWEET CRACK COME INTO MY ARMS FOR YOU ARE MAAAAAHN."

Ahem. Mayhaps I enjoyed last night's episode. But you'll never know unless you go beneath the cut.

( Did you know Gordic is over birthday celebrations now that he is nearly twice Eric's age? Not even a pony thrills him anymore. )