if you see them roving, be hating, they just so fierce and tranny

You guys I just want to let you know:

If you're ever attacked by a roving band of teenage transvestites, I got your back.

I will tear some wigs off and smack them down with their cheap West Village hooker boots.

And Channel 11? That was the greatest news piece ever. Someone's getting an award for that groundbreaking coverage.