the power is in your hands

Meme time!

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything,regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be,what would you love to see me write?

I'm not actually going to write any of these (unless something strikes me), but I am curious.(Lurkers etc., please feel free to play too!)