dwight, you ignorant slut

I...am riding an AMAZING high thanks to Ben & Jerry's Americone Ice Cream. Yes, I finally found the only ice cream endorsed by Stephen Colbert.

...it may have been my dinner tonight. But nothing else, so uh, that's okay right?

HALF A PINT. OMG I AM EATING LETTUCE TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR THAT.

Sugar is my crack when crackish things aren't my crack.

It took me some time to get the italics right.

I am watching SPN fanvids and I love VIDDERS so hard right now. When I grow up, I hope to write Dean Winchester as well as Jensen Ackles portrays him because OMG DEAN!!!

I should apologize already for what I'm doing to you in my big bang story but you're going to look fucking awesome chained down on a motorboat while Sam speeds after the Evil Lurking in the Water.

I'll make it up one day by writing you porn. But not now. Now I have to kill off a newlywed couple.

ICE CREEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.