"don't listen to him, he's drunk on cheese!"

"Don't listen to him, he's drunk on cheese!" is almost as useful as "So's your face!"

I've been saying that a lot this weekend. Even though only my sisters got it, I still like saying it. Ah, Scrubs, I shall have S4 in my posession in a few days.

And Farscape too. The final eps of S4. Yeah, you might not see me for a while. Or if you do, I will be a gibbering mess. I love Farscape so hardcore, y'all. You will never know a love as powerful, as pure, as wonderful. (Ignoring all the eps I hated does wonders for fandom love.)

In TV news, I think I'm going to want to give Battlestar Galatica another shot. I've seen the mini and two eps from S1, but I think I'll have to see the entire two seasons, as I kind of enjoy the season three premiere. Like, a lot. A whole lot. Even if I did ponder killing myself at the end.

No, I kid, because then I watched the last couple of minutes of Doctor Who's Doomsday to really break down. ( mascara spoiler alert )

And related to mascara, the eye shadow I picked up, one of those liquid ones, makes me look like a crack whore. Which would be fantastic if I was going as a crack whore for Halloween. Actually, I'm not going as anything for Halloween. Woe.

We're actually going to have a Halloween party at home, but I don't think anyone I know would want to come and that makes me all :-/ which is not where I want to be.

I like being like this, if you've ever wondered: :-5

What, did you not know my smile looks like a 5?

Silly flist.

I was going to go to a fair today but was hit with the stupid period whammy o' doom. I did get to watch the last two eps of SPN with Sister K before she left for work. She also hates clowns and fears Sam's hair.

Which are both two heathly things to fear, by the way. Sam's hair is starting to get a life of its own. It is scaring the hell of out me. Free to be scary indeed.

In fic news, I am in desperate need of someone to look over the next part of my awesome (or crazy) Faith/Dean series: Kidney Punch: Other Myths About Healing Abilities That Aren't Truth.

Please? Because I need someone else's brain to bounce this fic off of, just to know what's working, what isn't, and just to get some fresh thoughts outside of my own stupid mind.

I'm still annoyed that I had to drop the entire plot because it just wasn't working. I may try to use it in a later part (this is part 3, and I'm going to do at least six parts for sure and I'm certainly not ending it at part 6), but for now, my entire damn plot? Is gone. And that makes it hard to work on what I do have going on, because I get all sad about the plot no longer being there.

I mean, there's a story, a hurt/comfort thing intercut with voicemails from the past (Faith outlining sexy good times she's having with people who are not Dean, while dropping in little unintentioned tidbits about her philosophy on life), and I think it's good, but I just need someone else's perspective, you know?

I'd like to get this fic finished so I can then work on the following:

My two SPN Halloween fest prompts - an All Saints Day Sam fic (ZOMG I am going to attempt to write Sam. To write SPN Gen Only. Someone hold me) & a Dean goes to Boston fic (and do you know who he's picking up? Why, Faith of course. Because I'm in love with my crossover OTP, yo).

My B/A fic. I have two ideas, I'll just see where the mood takes me. Soul-crushing or just hope-crushing. The usual.

Then I need to type out a Five Things Rose fic prompt. Which is nearly done, but I can't read my own handwriting (I know, I suck), so I have to sort of work myself up for have to transcribe the damn thing.

Now, I shall show you my very first attempt to write Sam, a five things fic that only has one thing so far, although there are four others that will someday be finished.

Five Times Dean and Faith Drove Sam Up a Wall
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: BtVS/AtS, Supernatural, Farscape Reference
Pairings: Faith/Dean, Faith/Other
Rating: R
Author’s Notes: Karen Shaw = From Farscape, Kansas. If you know who ‘Karen’ really is, you rock. Any errors are my fault and this part will be further revised in the near future. Concrit appreciated. Edited to Add: I just realized there's a reference in here that may have been unintentionally rude. Please know I've been working on this fic for over a month's time and my deepest sympathies are with the Amish. The reference has been removed.

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( This game is like most games suggested by Dean and Faith: a very bad idea. )