attacks of the plotbunnies, v. Maruaders and Pirates

Clearly tomorrow when the zombie-ness has faded and I am no longer attacked by the plotbunny, I will NOT be working on something that is really, really fucking wrong and damn you History channel!

How can you say "Maruaders and Pirates" and my brain NOT react?

Spinoff of my ficlet may be planned.

*bashes head against keyboard*