Fic: The Lone Star Kimono (SPN, Dash of Wincest, PG-13)
The Lone Star Kimono: The Utterly True Tale of a Boy and His Kimono
Author: Regala Electra
Spoilers: Set Post-S2 All Hell Breaks Loose
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: dash of implied Sam/Dean
Warnings: Dean dancing, an Evil Kimono, tighty-whities, allegations of hot gay assthumping wincest (that may or may not be true)
Summary: The Winchester boys find themselves in a doozy of a situation thanks to a clever (and very dead) water-witch, a previous encounter with underpants gnomes, and the Evil Curse of Kimono.
Word Count: 5,034
Author’s Notes: Written for the
spn_50states challenge, my state was Texas. I’d like to thank the random decision of either the director, scriptwriter, and of course Jensen Ackles, to have him do a random dance in a robe in the miniseries Blonde. Oddly enough, this is a story I’ve been wanting to tell for ages and all it took was some crazy ass weather in Texas to give me a plausible reason to get Dean in a kimono. Because I need logic to have Dean in nothing but a robe and Sam in just his underwear. Oh yeah, there’s that too.
ignited sorted through my insanity and the crackish nature of this story and for that, I will love her.
Additonal Note: This story is not technicially a sequel to The Jean Genie, but I did leave an opening in The Jean Genie refering to Dean dealing with a kimono, and uh, this is the kimono story. ;-)
Feedback is adored.
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( Ignore that there were witches and never-ending rains and a stroke of luck in the nick of time and all those other pithy ways of saying that once again, the Winchester boys saved the day by the skin of their teeth. )
Author: Regala Electra
Spoilers: Set Post-S2 All Hell Breaks Loose
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: dash of implied Sam/Dean
Warnings: Dean dancing, an Evil Kimono, tighty-whities, allegations of hot gay assthumping wincest (that may or may not be true)
Summary: The Winchester boys find themselves in a doozy of a situation thanks to a clever (and very dead) water-witch, a previous encounter with underpants gnomes, and the Evil Curse of Kimono.
Word Count: 5,034
Author’s Notes: Written for the
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Additonal Note: This story is not technicially a sequel to The Jean Genie, but I did leave an opening in The Jean Genie refering to Dean dealing with a kimono, and uh, this is the kimono story. ;-)
Feedback is adored.
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( Ignore that there were witches and never-ending rains and a stroke of luck in the nick of time and all those other pithy ways of saying that once again, the Winchester boys saved the day by the skin of their teeth. )