regala_electra: (j2 omg look at her dress by ignited)
circling the drain
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Jared/Other
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,644
Summary: Jared Padalecki, rising star oncologist meets an absolute misanthrope when arrested at a conference. Too bad it's his future colleague, one of the most eccentric and talented doctors in the country. And his future best friend.
Author's Notes: One from the vaults. lThis is an unfinished work in progress. It will not be completed. Backstory to a monkey wrench of miscommunication, a J2 House AU where Jensen is House and Jared is Wilson. The overall series name is Chasing Zebras.

This conference is boring. Doctors are boring. You’re wearing a plaid pink shirt and a pair of jeans you’ve probably had since freshmen year of college and have stupid hair. You’re interesting. )
regala_electra: (cmm advises you on bitchery by ignited)
From my poll yesterday, the answer to When I appreciate an actor/actress in One of My Favorite Things, I hunt down obscure old movies/shows. Which actor have I NOT done this for? is...

Ben Browder.

God knows I love him and John Crichton is my ultimate boo but Ben's past filmography makes me sad in the face. I have seen his 5 second appearance in in Memphis Belle but that was due to my love of the Memphis Belle story; Ben was purely an accident. I got to walk around in the Memphis Belle when I was a kid. *_*

I still need to write 2 more drabbles (Kirk/Spock & Godric/Eric). Likely I shall be writing them while traveling home, listening to the I Am American (And So Can You) CD my office manager gave me. Life is good.

But the two drabbles I wrote yesterday include Chad Michael Murray. Pray for me.

This is the Greatest Drabble About a Pimp Medallion That Has Ever Included Chad Michael Murray
Starring Alexander Skarsgard and Chad Michael Murray
Word Count: 440

I see that you are wearing my medallion. You must know this. )


Ring a ding dong. Heh. Dong. Get it?
Pairing: Misha/Chad
Word Count: 154

Sometimes I think you use me for your twits. )



And now for my amusement of the day, I bring you a youtube video of yet another reason why Alexander Skarsgard is better than you. It involves hideous 70's pornstache, possible guyliner, a white suit, ASkars rubbing oil(cream?) on his chest (!), singing, and me trying desperately not to giggle.



Alexander Skarsgard has lived a very Swedish life.
regala_electra: (cmm advises you on bitchery by ignited)
How Chad Michael Murray Got Jared and Jensen Together (and Fell In Love with Misha Along the Way), as told by CMM Himself (Bitch)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: (Not RPS, Obviously. I don’t write that.)
Pairing: Chad/Misha, Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex, Language, Drug Use, Chad Michael Murray
Word Count: 7,466
Author’s Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 for some reason I can no longer remember. Many things in this story are not factual. I don’t believe Jensen watches Beaches to make himself cry or that Chad Michael Murray’s acting skills are up to par for a Syfy (lolz) miniseries. I doubt Jägerbombs are the key to Jared’s deepest secrets. Clif is not paid to bake for Jared and Jensen. Misha Collins is not a real person. He’s a space alien sent from the future to break our brains. Many, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ignited for supporting me during my mental breakdown and to [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 for the final beta.

Again, please note I did warn for Chad Michael Murray.



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Contrary to popular belief, Misha Collins is not actually a cane toad. )
regala_electra: (boys are so fragile by Dawny)
The Wingman
Summary: IDK MY BFF D'Argo.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436
Author's Notes: Combining [livejournal.com profile] ignited's request for Jared/Jensen and [livejournal.com profile] memphis86's request for D'Argo. This works in my mind. I AM DRUNK.

He should have stopped him at 'I have a plan'. )
regala_electra: (j2 personal space by ignited)
a monkey wrench of miscommunication
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (reference to Jared/Other)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: I don't write RPS
Word Count: 1,037
Summary: The ficlet where Jared moves in with the most loveable misanthropic drug-addicted doctor in the whole wide world.
Author’s Notes: AU where Jared Padalecki is basically Dr. James Wilson and Jensen Ackles is Dr. Gregory House a la House, M.D.. This crazy House AU has been eating my brain for a while and the ‘verse itself is called Chasing Zebras. You don’t need to know House to read this fic. However if you are familiar with the shows, this ficlet is set during the second season arc where Wilson moves in with House. Um, this was beta’d by and written for [livejournal.com profile] ignited and she also is responsible for the title that makes me smile so. Thanks to USA for airing a nonstop House marathon for all my enabling needs.

Shenanigans and UST ensues under the cut.


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Everything he knows about human interaction is meaningless when it comes to Jensen. )
regala_electra: (j2 glomp by ignited)
Drabbles written for [livejournal.com profile] wendy's schmoop comment porn meme. Combined word count: 670.

when the morning comes
Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] nomelon's prompt: Jared/Jensen: bedhead. Word count: 420

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The night before they shoot the forth season, Jensen gets in late, which doesn't shock Jared as he welcomes Jensen in Jared's house, beer in hand. There's no need to catch up, the dinner Jared had cooked (steak and potatoes, nothing too out there) growing cold as Jensen settles in, finding the couch too soft.

Time moves slow and fuzzy and before Jensen knows it, he's piling into a huge soft bed, Jared making quick work of his boots. The kiss to the back of his neck is quick, careful. And then Jensen sleeps and dreams of nothing.

When the morning comes, too early and Jensen finds himself too aware, like he's already experienced the glory that is that first cup of coffee, he's face to face with Jared, his hair wild, a night of tossing and turning, which would explain why Jensen's splayed over him, arms stretched comforably across Jared's chest. Jared's got hair flattened to his forehead, curls hidden under the mess, stuck to the nape of his neck. He's so deceptively innocent in this moment that it startles Jensen, has him reaching out to touch Jared's face, make sure he's real.

The touch lingers, Jensen can't help brushing hair away, not letting himself smile when Jared slowly opens his eyes, breathes out deep and then he says, "Dude, your hair looks stupid in the morning."

Jensen reflexively touches his hair, which he's had to grow out a little, can't get away with a near-shaved skull, hair springy and still newly cut, a feeling he's always accustomed to freshly mowed grass. "Yeah? Well I think someone's got a date with scissors this morning."

"Mmm," Jared says thoughtfully, brush of his thumb over his bottom lip. "That's not the date I was looking forward to. But it's definitely an upgrade."

"An upgrade? Oh you bastard--" but Jensen doesn't get to finish that statement, Jared's hands tilting Jensen's face, the kiss better than it should be. Shouldn't leave Jensen stupid and half-hard already but it does and Jared, the bastard that he is, uses it to his advantage, bounding out of the bed.

"Shower?"

"What?"

"It's this thing. Where we go in the shower and have awesome sex. And you get to brush the knots out of my hair."

Jensen blinks slowly before the visual nearly unmakes him and he smiles then, first smile of the morning. "You're such a damn girl, Jay."

Jared just laughs, stripping naked and oh yes, Jensen is glad to be back in Vancouver.


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always here
Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] lazy_daze's prompt: Jared/Jensen; welcoming at airport. Word count: 250

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You are here

The sign's handwritten on a piece of white board, Jared standing in the airport waiting for Jensen, dressed in the wise incognito attire of an old baseball hat. He's got that goofy grin plastered on his face, the one that makes Jensen stupid inside and makes him want more than anything to do extremely naughty things to him, from head to toe, with a particular emphasis in the middle part of Jared, in every way imaginable.

They don't last long.

Jared's car isn't particularly comfortable but they're too hurried to wonder at what the next day will bring, what strange ache or bruise will blossom as they collide into each other, kiss greedily and full of noise and Jared pressing a damp kiss under Jensen's ear, promising all sorts of things that he's going to do to Jensen once they get somewhere more private.

And then Jensen tells him to fuck privacy and that Jared should fuck him right here. Actually Jensen has the perfect way to say it, grabbing the sign Jared left on the dashboard, holding it against his chest.

You are here.

Jared's unbuckling his jeans and Jensen pushes up against the back of the door, waiting for Jared to take notice, waiting for Jared to piece it together, how the here is right over Jensen's heart.

When Jared does, he doesn't say anything. Just carefully takes the sign off of Jensen and pointing to the other side, where he'd written You're always here.


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regala_electra: (jensen hotass neck by taigrin)
Honey, I Don’t Think That’s What They Mean When They Call It “Swing”
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual content, Extreme Political Crack, Language
Word Count: 1,925
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a Republican. Completely heterosexual. Which is why Jared Padalecki sexing him to oblivion will not make him change his mind. No way. “Sometimes you have to take one for your country, Jensen. And your country needs you to vote for Obama.”
Author’s Notes: I have no idea what the political persuasions are of either Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles. I honestly don’t want to know what their political beliefs are. Please do not read this if you are offended by any jokes making light of any political party. This is purely crack to scare [livejournal.com profile] ignited. Many hugs to her for letting me IM her this crack and also to [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 for awesome audiencing and support.

Super Warning: Please do not read this if you think it will offend you. I only have love in my heart and this is a complete work of fiction.


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Jensen Ackles was a Republican and proud of it. )
regala_electra: (jensen pretty princess by ignited)
Oh this weekend has been lovely. SUPER LOVELY in fact. Today, I made a delicious lunch (zucchini, bacon & feta cheese with mint and parsley on a wilted arugula and baby spinach salad with crispy roasted garbanzo beans) and ate outside on the back patio and basked in the loveliness of it all.

Mmm I need to go macerate some strawberries for dessert soon.

People continue to produce AWESOME fic over at [livejournal.com profile] ohnokripkedidnt's fic meme's Make Kripke Kry and y'all have NO IDEA how happy that makes me even though I usually fail at coding I think I've gotten everyone linked in the master post so far. There are still open prompts! Go write or read or whatever! It's all awesome.

I responded to three prompts (so far) because UM they were all fucking awesome prompts. (I think I said to Stef I just need to do a gen one to get a full hat trick.) And now to post them here to record how I think I maaaay have finally broken past my writer's block issue.

That One Night
Pairing: Sam/Jess
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 358
Author's Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] vinylroad. Prompt: Dean or Sam paired with any female, canon or OFC - going down on her after sex.

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And one night, they run out of condoms. )


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Acting is Serious Business
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 419
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] ignited. Prompt: J2, future!fic, older boys goofing around on a movie set.

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The problem Jensen has with working with Jared Padalecki is that it's impossible for him to be taken as a Serious Actor(tm). )


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When I Think Sing About You
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Word Count: 251
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] memphis86. Prompt: Sam likes to get drunk and sing karaoke, Dean pretends he doesn't like being serenaded with off-key renditions of "What About Love" by Heart.

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Look, Dean never had a fucking thing for Ann and Nancy Wilson, okay? )
regala_electra: (j2 by ignited)
the little deli & grocery around the corner
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,557
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Summary: Jensen hadn’t expected being here at this very moment, but now that he’s right smack in the middle of this, yeah this is exactly what he wants. This is the very true and completely serious tale of how Jensen Ackles came to co-own a deli & grocery with Jared Padalecki.
Author’s Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 because she gave us photographic evidence of the J2 Deli and I took the idea and ran with it. [livejournal.com profile] ignited as usual remains my co-pilot. This is the first RPS fic I’ve ever posted. *flails* Let’s see if I get struck by lightning.


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It’s been one of those rough days where the rush never seemed to die down, morning service bleeding into lunch service and then the afternoon hustle. )

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