regala_electra: (dean driving by phoenixfriendly)
The Return of Coach Roth: The Winchester Strikes Back
A Glee/Supernatural Cracktacular Crossover Sequel Bait
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Kurt/Blaine, Ben/Other)
Rating: R
Spoilers: AU after SPN S3 The Kids are Alright, Glee S2 Blame It on the Alcohol
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Word Count: 2,390
Summary: The moments leading up to Dean's glorious return as Coach Roth in the Lima high school known as McKinley High. If one of these moments involves accidental crossdressing, Dean will deny it to his dying breath.
Author's Notes: Originally written on my tumblr due to [livejournal.com profile] halona influencing me with glorious pictures of Jensen Ackles in his Coach Roth outfit.

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His sneakers hit the floorboards with the usual squeak against the worn varnish. His aviators are tucked in the front of his shirt. )
regala_electra: (blaine scarf by niniblack)
Ben Has Two Gay Best Friends
A Glee/Supernatural Cracktacular Crossover
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (Sam/Dean, Ben/Santana, Ben/Other)
Rating: R
Spoilers: AU after SPN S3 The Kids are Alright, Glee S2 Blame It on the Alcohol
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Word Count: 11,575 (posted in two parts)
Summary: Where Ben Winchester transfers to Dalton and either helps or ruins Kurt Hummel’s life depending on who’s telling the story. A stirring tale of dude-bonding, how Blaine Anderson is temporarily categorized to be a douche bro under the estimation of a Mr. B. Winchester, a mystery of a slow-motion hallway is never solved, the heartbreak of first love is nursed via playing fairy godmother to a pair of lovestruck idiots, a GTO might actually save the day, and there is awesome air guitaring. The less said about the accidental almost-stabbing the better.
Author’s Notes: Original prompt was Ben at Dalton and the incurable charm of the Winchester genes. Belatedly written for [livejournal.com profile] ignited’s birthday. I believe I owe an undying supply of unsweetened iced tea to [livejournal.com profile] fourfreedoms for a fantastic beta. This is set within my Ben Has Two Dads ‘verse but the prologue summarizes what's happened previously so you don’t need to read that story. Soundtrack & additional story notes posted at the end.

All you need to know is that Ben is a senior year student at Dalton Academy, has indeed gone on some awesome hunts with Sam and Dean, and is plotting to get Kurt and Blaine together. Did I mention he had two gay dads? Cause he kinda does. It’s a long story. But let him explain it. Or let him tell you about that one time he totally stole a car. That’s a good story too.


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Originally he’s pretty sure his motive in getting these two stupid guys to finally give it up to each other was all he wanted, but now he’s starting to think he wouldn’t mind having an actual friend. )
regala_electra: (boys are so fragile by Dawny)
The Wingman
Summary: IDK MY BFF D'Argo.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436
Author's Notes: Combining [livejournal.com profile] ignited's request for Jared/Jensen and [livejournal.com profile] memphis86's request for D'Argo. This works in my mind. I AM DRUNK.

He should have stopped him at 'I have a plan'. )
regala_electra: (pimpin' by rae)
My Mister Darcy
Author: The Artist Formerly Known as Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural, Scrubs (LOLZ)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: SPN S4: Jump the Shark, Scrubs S8
Word Count: 650 (I fail at drabbles)
Summary: That one where J.D. and Sam make out in the rain. And Dean's eyelashes? Maybe it's Maybelline.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc who requested Sam/Other (I get to pick the fandom) and the prompt a kiss in the rain. Naturally Scrubs and Supernatural goes together like butter and turkey on white bread.


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The patient Sam Winchester is no longer in his bed. )
regala_electra: (dexter bananas by raelala)
Oh man. So [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 requested some SPN Arrested Development fic and er, I wrote this originally in her lj here but why not add it to my list of weird, weird crossover things I've written?

So, ahem. Initial foray into mixing two very awesome shows. (ETA: 200 words)

why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? )


Why can I so easily see Sam Winchester being George Michael? This makes my secret crush on George Michael all the more AWKWARD.
regala_electra: (sam dean manip kissing by ignited)
pineapple upside down cake
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3, set after Bad Day at Black Rock
Word Count: 2,990
Summary: When Sam sees, out of the corner of his eye, Dean taking another gigantic bite of his double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese and special sauce, he tries not to shudder. Instead, he decides to plan. Wherein there is plenty of cake, questionably girly drinks, presents from a Pie Maker and lots of sexing.
Author’s Notes: There is a slight crossover with Pushing Daisies at the end of this story but you don’t need to know anything about the show nor does it spoil any episodes of the ongoing series.
Feedback is appreciated.


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Forgive Sam for noticing it, but the taste of Dean is different now. )
regala_electra: (dean raise a little hell by ignited)
So everyone and their mom (hey guys, do your mom a favor and show her it if she hasn't seen it!) has already seen Jensen Ackles as Priestly in a Ten Inch Hero clip of awesomeness, the infamous tampon scene and UM, [livejournal.com profile] ignited demanded that someone write Dean/Sam/Priestly PORN and I RESPONDED to her plight.

By writing DIRTY DIRTY PORN.

Enjoy. And blame Jensen Ackles for being fucking AWESOME.

he swallowed his pride and puckered his lips
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural/Ten Inch Hero
Pairing: Dean/Sam/Priestly
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Explicit sexual content, language
Spoilers: SPN S3
Word Count: 1,315
Summary: “You’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack,” Dean says and he’s not sure if he’s saying it to Sam or Priestly. “Sammy, you gonna fuck him now or what?”
Author’s Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] ignited who demanded threesome porn. Title from The Width of a Circle by David Bowie, because me and Stef are MIND TWINS and suggested it to each other at the same time.
Feedback is appreciated.


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The problem Dean never thought he'd have with fucking his doppelganger (and hey, don't freakin' get all weirded out that he's been thinking about it, in his line of work, it's bound to happen) is that he's kind concerned he's gonna ruin the guy's hair when he's guiding that warm mouth to his cock. )
regala_electra: (rocky horror; convenient by ignited)
Title: Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] regala_electra & [livejournal.com profile] ignited
Movie Adapted: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Genre: SPN, slash, het
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,000
Warnings: Explicit sexual situations and language. Corsets, makeup, thigh-highs, garter belts, impossibly high heels. Oh, and singing.
Summary: A Supernatural remake/remix of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. “This is a record of how these boys were laid astray. How they’re still screwing to this day.”
Notes/Credits: Spoilers for general S2, set post AHBL Part 2. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] reel_spn ficathon.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; fair use only. Not created for profit. 95% of the lyrics taken from RHPS, modified when necessary by the whim of the authors.


“This is a record of the Winchesters, Sam and Dean, only two Winchesters left on this mortal coil, damn fine hunters, and how a simple case went south, nothing more than that.” )
regala_electra: (sam and dean manip by ignited)
Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show)
Pairings: Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia; NC-17

Summary, Author’s Notes, etc. can be found back in Part One. Artwork by [livejournal.com profile] ignited

ENTER IF YOU DARE )
regala_electra: (jensen kimono by ignited)
Catch a Falling Star
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural/Stardust
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess
Word Count: 1,620
Spoilers: AU for SPN, Spoilers for Stardust (movie version).
Summary: Undergarments are not worn by stars, Sam discovers. There are other things that Sam Winchester learns when stuck up on a cloud with Dean, but that's probably the least racy fact he can share with the general public.
Author’s Notes: Sequel to The Prettiest Star by [livejournal.com profile] ignited. Much thanks to Stef for the beta. I am to blame for the random The Princess Bride shoutout.


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Clouds, Sam decides, are quite unpleasant. )
regala_electra: (Default)
whores in space
Author: Regala Electra
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/girl!Sam
Word Count: 505
Summary: They don’t move until they see the credits tossed their way.
Author’s Notes: I hate [livejournal.com profile] ignited. I try to give her a cracktastic prompt and then I WRITE this. Crossover with Farscape, you don’t technically need to have seen Farscape to read this. So, um, Dean and Sam are brother and sister. And they’re whores. In space. I may have made a suggestion of a crackish manip to start this madness. Ahem. DAMN YOU, STEF!


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Dean rips off the flimsy black panties )
regala_electra: (plot bunnies by Smurfy)
won't get fooled again
Fandom: SPN
Author: Regala Electra
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Dean/Other
Warnings: Language, Disturbing Imagery
Spoilers: S2, everything up to “Born Under a Bad Sign”
Summary: Dean Winchester starring in his very own Won’t Get Fooled Again, Farscape-style.
Word Count: over 1,100
Author's Notes: OH MY GOD. This is CRACK. Farscape-inspired Crack with a dash of crossover. Most dialogue is taken from Farscape's Season Two episode Won't Get Fooled Again or manipulated to better emotionally scar freak out Dean. This is what happens when I continue my "Dean Winchester is SO John Crichton" rambles. Be glad that only one Winchester shows up in the naughty nurse uniform.


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I don't fuckin' boogie, man. )
regala_electra: (carry on by surrexi)
Five Times Dean Wished He'd Never Met Faith (And One Time He Kinda Didn't)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: BtVs/AtS & SPN
Pairing: Faith/Dean
Rating: PG-13 (I'm shocked too)
Spoilers: BtVS/AtS is fair game; SPN "In My Time of Dying"
Summary: There are very good reasons why Dean enjoys Faith's company. These are not those times.
Author's Notes: As requested by [livejournal.com profile] callmesandy for a five things list!fic. The "one time he kinda didn't" was added on by me to lessen the angst. Er, I'm not sure it worked. Feedback appreciated.

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Dean's been searching for his keys for the past half-hour, finally hunting underneath the motel bed, but only finds dust bunnies. Unless they're possessed dust bunnies who've hidden his key, he figures he's shit out of luck. )
regala_electra: (faith/dean by kataclysmic)
Five Times Faith Should’ve Hitchhiked Instead (And One Time It's Better That She Didn't)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural & BtVS/AtS
Pairing: Faith/Dean
Rating: PG-13

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If she has to listen to Sam and Dean bitch about Dean's taste in music one more time )
regala_electra: (faith/dean by kataclysmic)
Broken Antennae (Other Myths About Cemeteries That Aren't True)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: SPN, BtVS/AtS
Pairing: Faith/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: SPN: Pilot, BtVS/AtS: Post-Finales
Summary: Oh yeah, graveyards are a big turn on. Set the week after events in the SPN Pilot.
Author’s Notes: Major thanks go out to [livejournal.com profile] femmenerd for a most excellent beta and assisting me in lessening the suck. ;-) Any further mistakes are my own. Major shout out to [livejournal.com profile] kataclysmic’s fanmix Pollute My Heart, which served as awesome background music to this fic. Feedback rocks.

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He figures if there’s any place that won’t turn up answers, it’s the cemetery where they buried Sam’s girlfriend. )
regala_electra: (quiet things by ancientromances)
Fic: Sasparilla Boots (Other Myths About One Night Stands That Aren't True)
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: BtVS & SPN
Pairing: Dean/Faith
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: BtVS & AtS: Post Series Finales; Supernatural: Pre-Series
Summary: This girl, she's a classic all right.
Author's Notes: Crossover fic. Crack!fic with tons o’ smut. All good things when you’ve lost your mind. Length is in the friendly neighborhood of 4500 words. This is part one in the Other Myths That Aren’t True Series. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc for the beta, [livejournal.com profile] femmenerd and [livejournal.com profile] luckycookie, for valuable concrit.
Feedback welcome, as always, whether it be, good, bad or cantaloupe. Mmm, cantaloupe.

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Dean's smirking like he's just gotten fucked six ways from Sunday. )
regala_electra: (Default)
Which means those Gods will be plenty happy.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/circe_tigana/247866.html

And yes, I know that I'm freakin' crazy. I was born crazy.

Saturday Night Live Skit/PotC Crossover

"So this lass Mango musta been real fine on the eyes for you to give her half yer wealth, eh?"

"...Aye, yes...*she* be different from most... I can get this one meself..."

The beautiful, attractive, not at all vain, Mango strode out onstage, and seeing the near empty room, exclaimed, "What the frick is dis???!!!!"

"Arrr, Mango, it be..."

"Stinky pirate-man," Mango said, slapping his glittery gold pants square on the ass, "I said last time you cannot have of de Mango!"

(If the pirate weren’t so entranced by Mango, he would have noticed the swelling music.)

"Can you sail across a field of dreams? Can you paint the sky in glitter? NO! Such is Mango."

"Actually Mango...I do love ye, but those coins?"

"Ah! You take it all, for you cannot have of de Mango, smelly pirate!"

Edited to Add:

The Curse is lifted! Huzzah! What an incredible ride. So many fantastic drabbles written! So many crossovers! Man, but that was a brilliant challenge.
regala_electra: (kick kiss cry)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/circe_tigana/247866.html

Last time I checked the count was 605. *Mind boggles*

Three more:

Follow the Money

A whore is spared - she spent the coin on jewelry.

The shopkeeper spent it for a carved washing stand with a shining basin.

That shopkeeper paid off a tavern debt.

The tavern owner took pity on a widow and her brood and she told him she'd pray for him. He'd never realize his salvation.

She bought bread and other foodstuffs and still she lost three young ones when disease wrecked the island.

The merchant kept it. He loved gold and if his health hadn't ended his days at sea, he'd have died a pirate.

Instead a pirate ends his life over an obsession for treasure.

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The O.C./PotC Crossover, Or, Seth Meets a Pirate

"I'll be takin' that coin, mate."

Seth stares at the scowling pirate, in confusion. "Is it Halloween already? And why are you staring at my Pirates of the Caribbean one-of-a-kind replica cursed coin?"

Menacingly waving his sword, the pirate snarls, "That'd be mine, mate."

"Mate? Dude, who says 'mate' anymore? Fine, whatever," he tosses the coin away, waving his hand in a dismissal. "I'll thank you not to break anything on your way out."

Managing to look angry and puzzled, the pirate leaves, and just when Seth gets back to his comic book, Ryan enters his room.

"Um, Seth? Was that just a pirate?"

"A cursed pirate," he admonishes, nodding his head wisely.

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Anatomy of a Corset

Her bodice is tight. Her breasts ride high and proud, powdered death-white like her face and neck.

The corset is a delight for men to see, an illusion. They grab and maul; she only smiles.

They look at the tight pressed line between her breasts and wonder what secrets lay there.

Lies do.

Her clever, lithe fingers empty their pockets and when she drops fine chains and jewels beneath the corset, their eyes feast on her flesh.

One coin calls beyond the illusion. Her bodice no longer bounds her flesh and her lifeless body is splayed across a street. Her broken fingers are bloody.

She doesn't keep her last stolen treasure.
regala_electra: (truth)
I'm almost at sensory overload from all the excellent drabbles at the 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/circe_tigana/247866.html

And I've written another one.

100 Words Exact this time. PotC/American Gods Crossover.

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A large grizzled man beckons him (no matter, it's already *calling* for him), one eye shines too bright in the moonlight.

Ragetti waits in the shadows and the man tosses the coin to him.

"They're getting a good feast from you and the others. Good plan, prayers from the damned."

Ragetti moves closer, his flesh fades, the man chuckles. "You know this coin?"

The stranger's smile is wide, a predator - a wolf. "Course I do, my boy."

"Who are you?"

The man points to Ragetti's wooden eye and then to his bright one, " Today's Wednesday, eh? Call me that."

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