regala_electra: (dean driving by phoenixfriendly)
The Return of Coach Roth: The Winchester Strikes Back
A Glee/Supernatural Cracktacular Crossover Sequel Bait
Author: Regala Electra
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Kurt/Blaine, Ben/Other)
Rating: R
Spoilers: AU after SPN S3 The Kids are Alright, Glee S2 Blame It on the Alcohol
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Word Count: 2,390
Summary: The moments leading up to Dean's glorious return as Coach Roth in the Lima high school known as McKinley High. If one of these moments involves accidental crossdressing, Dean will deny it to his dying breath.
Author's Notes: Originally written on my tumblr due to [livejournal.com profile] halona influencing me with glorious pictures of Jensen Ackles in his Coach Roth outfit.

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His sneakers hit the floorboards with the usual squeak against the worn varnish. His aviators are tucked in the front of his shirt. )
regala_electra: (castiel dean gone fishing by bittersweet)
Hi.

I am feeling an inkling of my old writerly self again. Would be good to return to that ability to knock out a story every once in a blue moon. Meanwhile I have been looking through my WIPs and oh man it's pretty embarrassing the stuff I've left behind. I still have that SPN/RuPaul's Drag Race nonsense and I can't remember which one is the latest version. Really should try to get a move on finishing that one since there's a couple of genuinely funny moments and I enjoyed writing Sam's commitment to Sparkle Motion.

By Sparkle Motion, I mean absolute fierceness. Plus Dean only gets by because RuPaul thinks he's cute (oh yes, shades of Rebecca, the FAILTASTIC drag queen who did not deserve to make it to the finals). AND I PUT BOYS IN MAKEUP. Why have I not posted this yet, I ask you.

Hilariously pretty much all the stuff I've tinkered around with is not exactly going to be "popular" reading, I've got crack in the works and then there's my gen/het and nothing in between. WHAT.

Also there is a genderswap porn ficlet that I never bothered finishing, shame on me. Argh. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stop stressing about making it perfect for an audience that'll never read it in the first place and just post stuff that I'd hate to delete forever. Because that's what I'm doing. I post or delete this month, very Do or Die of me but hell, I'm tired of over-thinking this stuff.

Like, for example, this incomplete scene from a story I am clearly never going to write, The Curious Case of Tweeting Birds, AKA The Tale of the Most Horrible Thing to Happen to Supernatural, or, Reg Is Breaking Up the OTP. With Castiel! BURN THE WITCH.

The Backseat Driving Angel
Author: Your Mom
Pairing: LOLZ
Rating: PG
Spoilers: SPN S4; Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix (no, really)
Warning: Sam is indeed listening to the Jonas Brothers
Word Count: 788
Summary: I have no idea what's going on, so here's Castiel sitting in the backseat of the Impala.

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Dean would have really appreciated a manual on the care and feeding of your recently fallen angel. )
regala_electra: (sam dean manip kissing by ignited)
The Orangery: L'Orangerie: A Glass House of Emotions
Author: Obraham Linbama (Alas, my Arch Nemesis and my Only Love!)
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Spoilers: S4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John Winchester is the best father ever. Dean Winchester never cries. Sam knows how to make an awesome screwdriver. I am never sarcastic.
Warning: Oranges. Tears. Surprise hurt/comforting comfort.
Word Count: 761
Author's Notes: Written for the Vanilla Meme, wherein you should go have a good time for I have heard a good time can be had by all. This fic offends my writer-blocked spirit and yet I wrote it.

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Their outstretched hands nearly shook with joy at the proffered offering, the first and only gift Sam could recall given in the spirit of generosity, and for Dean, the first since the fire. )


Ooh and while I'm here (as in, on your internets, annoying you with fic that you don't want to read):

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here
regala_electra: (boys are so fragile by Dawny)
Writing a proper drabble is HARD. My life is full of pain. Pity me. And read this if you'd like!

Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Lederhosen
Fandom: Farscape
Summary: The time where John loses his clothes and replacing said clothes is trickier than you might think.

John is fine with pulling an Animal House )


And because an explanation is necessary, this is totally inspired by watching John Quixote last night. I do believe that this picture says it all )
regala_electra: (boys are so fragile by Dawny)
The Wingman
Summary: IDK MY BFF D'Argo.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436
Author's Notes: Combining [livejournal.com profile] ignited's request for Jared/Jensen and [livejournal.com profile] memphis86's request for D'Argo. This works in my mind. I AM DRUNK.

He should have stopped him at 'I have a plan'. )
regala_electra: (pimpin' by rae)
My Mister Darcy
Author: The Artist Formerly Known as Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural, Scrubs (LOLZ)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: SPN S4: Jump the Shark, Scrubs S8
Word Count: 650 (I fail at drabbles)
Summary: That one where J.D. and Sam make out in the rain. And Dean's eyelashes? Maybe it's Maybelline.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] bethynyc who requested Sam/Other (I get to pick the fandom) and the prompt a kiss in the rain. Naturally Scrubs and Supernatural goes together like butter and turkey on white bread.


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The patient Sam Winchester is no longer in his bed. )
regala_electra: (walroose aka chaz michael michaels by ig)
Dodgeball: A Fake Underdog Story, as Told By That Weird Kid Who Ate Gross Stuff for Money
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN(ish)
Pairing: Assistant Coach Roth/Creepy Janitor (AKA Dean and Sam)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: S4 After School Special
Summary: Wherein our narrator is a dodgeball idiot savant, heavy on the idiot.
Word Count: 1,241
Author’s Notes: I don't warn for Chad Michael Murray but if I did, it would be here. Oh my GOD it has been a long time since I've posted fic. I apologize in advance for the crack. [livejournal.com profile] ignited beta'd this and I am indebted to her.


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Once upon a time there was us, the worst dodgeball team in the county. )
regala_electra: (up to no good by surrexi)
I may have agreed to write a fic in honor of one of the most horrible comic books ever written. Which you can see here but um, do not click if you are faint of heart. I may also be high on tea and scones right now and possibly hallucinating. Whatever. I blame [livejournal.com profile] cathybites for staring it, [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 for encouraging it (but I do not blame her for doing an awesome beta to help curb my tea-induced madness), and I blame...the Winchester boys for this type of case being right up their alley. Sadly I could not turn this into a proper fic, so instead I created a handy tutorial for what to do in case of haunted vagina.

Seriously.

And now I bring you...

The Winchester Guide to:
Haunted Vaginas


You have to get out of here. Your vagina is haunted. )
regala_electra: (j2 personal space by ignited)
a monkey wrench of miscommunication
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (reference to Jared/Other)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: I don't write RPS
Word Count: 1,037
Summary: The ficlet where Jared moves in with the most loveable misanthropic drug-addicted doctor in the whole wide world.
Author’s Notes: AU where Jared Padalecki is basically Dr. James Wilson and Jensen Ackles is Dr. Gregory House a la House, M.D.. This crazy House AU has been eating my brain for a while and the ‘verse itself is called Chasing Zebras. You don’t need to know House to read this fic. However if you are familiar with the shows, this ficlet is set during the second season arc where Wilson moves in with House. Um, this was beta’d by and written for [livejournal.com profile] ignited and she also is responsible for the title that makes me smile so. Thanks to USA for airing a nonstop House marathon for all my enabling needs.

Shenanigans and UST ensues under the cut.


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Everything he knows about human interaction is meaningless when it comes to Jensen. )
regala_electra: (jared sparkle motion by ignited)
Destined by Dolphins
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Summary: Wherein Sam and Dean perform seaweed dances, possibly get a contact high off of hippies, and feel some good vibrations as Dean decides his destiny with the help of dolphin spirit guides.
Word Count: 2,358
Author’s Notes: As prompted by [livejournal.com profile] ignited: Sam/Dean; having to deceive their way into a dolphin spirit retreat. PLATES OF DESTINY!. I cannot thank [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 enough for the beta-read and cheerleading. This fic would not exist without the Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode on dolphins.
Some of the craziness involved in these special spirit retreats in this fic are exaggerated however the seaweed dance, listening to dolphin music, and plates of destiny are all true. Really.


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This is the lamest cult ever, dude. Why couldn't we go to that sex cult that likes making teapots and then having lots of crazy sex? )
regala_electra: (sam and dean manip by ignited)
Jump On It
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3, The Kids Are Alright
Summary: It’s the Fourth of July and Sam and Dean are finally—blissfully—alone after a prolonged hunt that’s left them on edge in more ways than one. A vignette where Dean employs his super awesome seduction skills, Sam is a total cockblock, fireworks make an appearance and there is profound domestic love.
Word Count: 3,119
Author’s Notes: A coda to Ben Has Two Dads Uncles. Timeline-wise (there actually is a timeline!) this is set before the coda hit the ground and run. Title from the Sugarhill Gang song Apache (Jump On It) and that right there? Is all [livejournal.com profile] memphis86’s fault. This story would not be written without my cohort [livejournal.com profile] ignited and I thank her so much for the hand-holding and beta-work. <3 Much sparkly love, babe!


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When Dean gets like this, Sam has learned not to question it and to just nod his head and go with the flow or Dean will actually stop this before it gets to the point that Sam wants. )
regala_electra: (sam dean manip kissing by ignited)
in disguises no one knows
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ignited & [livejournal.com profile] regala_electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean, minor Dean/OMC and Dean/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~40,000 words
Warnings: Sexual content and language. Genderswap.
Summary: They are sisters, they have always been sisters. Only that was then and this is now. Sam and Dean Winchester wake up on an empty stretch of road, with their memories altered and a new problem: they're in male bodies. As Sam struggles post-Mystery Spot with the terror of losing Dean and time winding down, they have to find out how to undo this mess and how to keep their splintering memories intact. Oh and Dean? Kind of loves having a cock. However poor Sam is a lesbian trapped in a man's body and seems to be having some strange urges for her transformed sister. Who seems to fully embrace being a man, possibly permanently. To top it all off, they’re dealing with forces that a little holy water and a lot of rocksalt can’t get rid of, forces that could fuck with their heads as easily as their bodies.
Author’s Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wendy and [livejournal.com profile] rejeneration for betaing, [livejournal.com profile] vorpal_pen for the lovely art, and as always, to [livejournal.com profile] wendy and [livejournal.com profile] audrarose for running such a fantastic challenge!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Artwork | Soundtrack


Acknowledgments & Credits )


Excuse me, I'm going to go sleep for about sixty years. Catch y'all on the flip side.
regala_electra: (sam dean manip kissing by ignited)
Okay, Stef is truly the Sam to my Dean. Only we're a LOT less gay for each other. I now have to specify that because Supernatural, oh how gay-gay-gay you are. So! I have written a coda to our most domestic story EVAH for my Stefackles.

hit the ground and run
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
Spoilers: S3, The Kids Are Alright and a reference to Mystery Spot
Summary: Wherein Dean and Sam might miss Ben a little bit, even with all the awesome sex they're having now that they have some alone time. A coda to Ben Has Two Dads Uncles.
Word Count: 1,196
Author’s Notes: Because I can’t think of any better way to celebrate Stef’s birthday than by a wee story of domestic gay parenting starring Sam and Dean Winchester. This is a snippet of the 2 Dads ‘Verse that will one day have an EPIC big gay sequel to the original story, Ben Has Two Dads Uncles. Title from Raising Hell by Lucero, off of the soundtrack complied by [livejournal.com profile] onelittlesleep. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jamesinboots for the read-through and [livejournal.com profile] vinylroad for audiencing. <3


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It’s not that weird how easy things fall into place but it’s always going to weird Dean out. )
regala_electra: (sam dean manip kissing by ignited)
lying with his eyes
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3
Word Count: 3,035
Summary: Yes, Sam’s body is still singing with Dean’s essence, bleeding through and Sam would like to make light of this, no he would love that. Post-bodyswap, Sam struggles to reclaim his identity.
Author’s Notes: Sequel to while his hands are busy (Bodyswap porn, Dean POV). For [livejournal.com profile] ignited who is fabulous and assisted with fantastic beta services that include doodling all over my first draft. Title from Happiness is a Warm Gun by the Beatles.
Feedback is greatly appreciated.


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“Man, I’m so friggin’ happy to be back in my body.” )
regala_electra: (dean sam you wanted by ignited)
while his hands are busy
Author: Regala Electra
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content, Language
Spoilers: S3
Word Count: 2,731
Summary: Don't ask Dean how they got here, that’s not the interesting part. No, what’s a hell of a lot more interesting is the way he's got his own body shoved up against a wall that's one good shove away from tumbling over.
Author’s Notes: [livejournal.com profile] ignited prompted me with bodyswap porn and I delivered with um, bodyswap porn in a barn. Title from Happiness is a Warm Gun by the Beatles.
Feedback is appreciated.


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He’s fucking nuzzling the stubble of his jaw, darting out his tongue quick to trap a little bead of sweat, right at the jawline, and neither of them can quite muster up a word, especially the word they should be saying in this here situation: stop. )
regala_electra: (sam and dean manip by ignited)
Ben Has Two Dads Uncles
Reg and Stef's truly epic domestic gay daddy story featuring Dean and Sam Winchester
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] regala_electra and [livejournal.com profile] ignited
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: Language, Sexual Content
(Also please be aware this story contains gay parenting, candy mountains, beards that make Certain People look like Vikings, sick!Dean, snowfights, and extreme domestic looooove)
Spoilers: S3, The Kids Are Alright
Word Count: 11,000
Summary: When Ben turns thirteen and learns that Dean Winchester is his father, he runs away to join his father (and uncle). A tale where boys are boys, Vikings are Vikings, unicorns go to Candy Mountains, Dean and Sam are in big gay love, and Ben becomes a Winchester.
Author's Notes: All of the insanely awesome graphics, which includes postcards, notes, hilarious wallpapers, and super awesome photos were all done by the fabulous miss [livejournal.com profile] ignited. We could not have finished this story without the crazy enabling of the usual suspects, y'all know who you are.

For this crackish endeavor, the authors would be quite delighted by feedback.


Never mind how it comes to this, ignore how most kids'll run off to the circus, because frankly, the place that a boy called Ben runs off is far cooler than any circus, rodeo, or Candy Mountain. )
regala_electra: (rocky horror; convenient by ignited)
Title: Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] regala_electra & [livejournal.com profile] ignited
Movie Adapted: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Genre: SPN, slash, het
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,000
Warnings: Explicit sexual situations and language. Corsets, makeup, thigh-highs, garter belts, impossibly high heels. Oh, and singing.
Summary: A Supernatural remake/remix of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. “This is a record of how these boys were laid astray. How they’re still screwing to this day.”
Notes/Credits: Spoilers for general S2, set post AHBL Part 2. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] reel_spn ficathon.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; fair use only. Not created for profit. 95% of the lyrics taken from RHPS, modified when necessary by the whim of the authors.


“This is a record of the Winchesters, Sam and Dean, only two Winchesters left on this mortal coil, damn fine hunters, and how a simple case went south, nothing more than that.” )
regala_electra: (sam and dean manip by ignited)
Supernatural, Double Feature (The Winchester Horror Picture Show)
Pairings: Sam/Dean, Sam/Frank, Dean/Frank, Sam/Columbia; NC-17

Summary, Author’s Notes, etc. can be found back in Part One. Artwork by [livejournal.com profile] ignited

ENTER IF YOU DARE )
regala_electra: (jensen kimono by ignited)
Catch a Falling Star
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural/Stardust
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess
Word Count: 1,620
Spoilers: AU for SPN, Spoilers for Stardust (movie version).
Summary: Undergarments are not worn by stars, Sam discovers. There are other things that Sam Winchester learns when stuck up on a cloud with Dean, but that's probably the least racy fact he can share with the general public.
Author’s Notes: Sequel to The Prettiest Star by [livejournal.com profile] ignited. Much thanks to Stef for the beta. I am to blame for the random The Princess Bride shoutout.


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Clouds, Sam decides, are quite unpleasant. )
regala_electra: (Default)
whores in space
Author: Regala Electra
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/girl!Sam
Word Count: 505
Summary: They don’t move until they see the credits tossed their way.
Author’s Notes: I hate [livejournal.com profile] ignited. I try to give her a cracktastic prompt and then I WRITE this. Crossover with Farscape, you don’t technically need to have seen Farscape to read this. So, um, Dean and Sam are brother and sister. And they’re whores. In space. I may have made a suggestion of a crackish manip to start this madness. Ahem. DAMN YOU, STEF!


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Dean rips off the flimsy black panties )

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